What's the Deal With That Dude Who Shot Dimebag?

A life of sick riffs and whiskey down the fucking drain
Dudes who take metal too seriously are pathetic and insane
I always wondered is Vinnie Paul bald underneath that bandana?
Oh well, fuck it, I guess it doesn't matter
So listen all you maniacs, leave your guns at home
Or else we'll show you the true meaning of 5 minutes alone