Barb's Lament

I do what I do
So you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world
Who do you think will be saving you?
Ooo ooo ooh!
Oh, why don't you see me?
Oh Curt, you're so dreamy
Wake up Barb!
Your feelings are entirely unprofessional
Although it's hard
He thinks you are utterly forgettable
Compose yourself
No one else could ever be as dependable
Or sensible or ethical, exceptional
Incredible or borderline obsessional as you!
While he's saving the world
Who do you think will be saving it too?
While he's saving the world
(please pay attention, attention)
I'll be saving it too!