Astrology Girls (The Fall of Modern Man)

I don't think astrology's real
But I also really wanna make out with you!
How many crystals can a woman own
In a home to make me not wanna call her on the telephone?

Hey girl, you're spooky as hell!
Talkin' about good vibes but you always bring the mood down
(Still!) I'll pretend that I care about stars and their signs
'Cause you're lookin' so damn fine!

I don't think psychics are real!
But I also really really wanna, uh
Touch boobs!
Everybody's crazy to a certain degree
How much can we take before we finally leave?