Oh, So That’s Why He’s Single..

He's just too goddamn good lookin'! (Good lookin'!)
So attractive that the ladies just leave him alone!
It's the only explanation why
Every Saturday night
He cries naked in his lonely home!

Don't say that it's just 'cause he's bad with girls
Because it hurts when you tell him the truth (Oh yeah!)

He's just too goddamn good lookin' (Good lookin'!)
It's got nothing to do with his negative attitude
(But actually it does)
Have a good day!