Shirt Collar

I'm just getting home
And you help me with my coat
But there's something on my neck that catches your eye
Ooh hoo, ooh hoo
Told you I was meeting friends
But you know that I'm pretending
And you can see it in my eyes that I'm lying
And now I've got your eyes crying
Cause I've got lipstick on my collar
Now your thinking that I love another
But it's not what it looks it like (looks it like, no)
Girl I know it doesn't look-a right, no
But baby if you just let me explain myself
Ok, I've been kissing something else
(He's been kissing something else)
But it's not a human woman who's got me tripping
It's the collar of my shirt, yeah it's me who's been kissing it
Put on lipstick, ooh
Gonna apply kisses to
A shirt collar, shirt collar (woo hoo)
A shirt collar, shirt collar (ooh hoo)
Get it out sneakily
Gonna get freaky
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (woo hoo)
A shirt collar, shirt collar

There's nothing in the Bible saying that
It's not ok to be physically intimate
With an object that's essentially inanimate
Ooh hoo, hoo hoo, hoo!
What about consent?
Like if it's got no mind how can it say yes
You can put your mind at rest
As I asked for permissh, it grew little lips
Said "I'm a cheeky collar and I'm actually really into this"
Lipstick on my collar
I know it must be tough to discover
That your boyfriend has got the type
(Got the type, ooh)
And that type is a square white fold
In a button-down cutaway, or classic shape
(I don't care about the shape)
And I'm not fussy about the fabric, babe
(Not fussy, not fussy)
So if you've got a piece of linen, in neck position
Well don't leave us in a room cause
We're gonna end up kissing (come on!)
Put on lipstick, ooh
Gonna apply kisses to
A shirt collar, shirt collar (woo hoo)
Shirt collar, shirt collar (ooh hoo)
Get it out sneakily
Gonna get freaky
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (woo hoo)
A shirt collar, shirt collar (woo!)
Ooh, if it's a white-collar crime
For a skinny, white guy to have a really nice time
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (shirt collar)
Then I guess I better get arrested
Ooh, if it's a white-collar crime
For a skinny, white guy to have a really nice time
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (shirt collar)
Then I guess I better get arrested