The Saddest Song Ever Sung…

Women only want to have sex with me
They bust a nut and then they leave
Why?
Why won't they stay?

Is it something in the way I'm born?
Is it a handsome face and nothing more?
Girls can lie at night and say it's only me
But I am just a badge upon their self-esteem

And now I will never have a love of my own!
I am a prisoner inside the bone zone
You know sometimes I'd rather take you for a hike out in the woods
(Not for sex!)

When will I find the one?
Who wants to play scrabble, and leave my pants alone!
All this sex, is getting on my nerves
(Oh, will you shut up!)