Microwave

Does anybody actually know
What the different pow modes on the front of a microwave do?
They give you so much control
It's like how would I know which one of these numbers gonna heat
My cock-a-leekie soup?

You go too low
The edge comes out cold but the middle is a fucking inferno
And on highest mode, when you take out the bowl
The crockery is hot enough to make you infertile