Sooubway

I used to work at a very small local sandwich shop
It's called, it's called, it's called
Sooubway w-w-w-w way way way way w-w-w-w-way
Free Cookies!

I usually worked the closing shift
At the end of the night, the end of the night
We would turn on the alarm
So I unlock the door and the alarm went

One time, Jared asked me to take out this pile of trash
And I was like oh, okay
I'll just put this pile of trash in the dumpster
And as I was taking it out, there was a chip poster
I'm gonna kee-kee-keep it, kee-kee-kee-keep it
Where's the chip poster? Where's the chip poster?
Oh! Oh!
I have the poster

You're only supposed to put on
Eight olives on a foot long
Eight, eight olives
You're only supposed to put on
Eight olives on a foot long
Eight, eight, eight, eight
One for every other bite

You're only supposed to put on
Eight olives on a foot long
Eight, eight olives
You're only supposed to put on
Eight olives on a foot long
Eight, eight, eight, eight
One for every other bite

Nobody does that!
Nobody does that!
No-body-does-that!
You're only supposed to put on
Eight olives on a foot long
Eight, eight olives

It's called
It's called
It's called
It's called, it's called, it's called Sooubway