HermAphrodite
๐ต 969 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:49 duration
๐ ID: 9282956
๐ Lyrics
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress, yeah
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye, yeah
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white, some things black
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine, yeah
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
Hermaphrodite
Hermaphrodite, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, 'dite, yeah
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress, yeah
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye, yeah
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white, some things black
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine, yeah
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
Hermaphrodite
Hermaphrodite, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, 'dite, yeah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.14] She's part girl, she's part boy
[00:11.99] She's got parts everyone can enjoy
[00:16.33] She's got more, she's got less
[00:20.38] She's got her manhood tucked in her dress, yeah
[00:27.47]
[00:33.11] Is she a mister or is she a miss?
[00:36.67] Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
[00:40.85] She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
[00:45.06] When I try to please her I get poked in the eye, yeah
[00:51.08]
[00:57.72] She wears lace and she wears flannel
[01:01.65] She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
[01:06.04] What's that bulge under her nightie?
[01:10.62] It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
[01:22.74] Some things are white, some things black
[01:26.60] Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
[01:31.30] She is still beautiful, she is still fine
[01:35.11] It's too bad her package is bigger than mine, yeah
[01:42.38]
[01:47.62] She can't help her imperfections
[01:51.73] She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
[01:56.19] Who stole all my tighty whities?
[02:00.78] It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
[02:11.68] Hermaphrodite
[02:16.15] Hermaphrodite, la, la, la, la, la
[02:20.21] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[02:24.53] La, la, la, la, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
[02:31.04] Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, 'dite, yeah
[02:44.16]
[00:11.99] She's got parts everyone can enjoy
[00:16.33] She's got more, she's got less
[00:20.38] She's got her manhood tucked in her dress, yeah
[00:27.47]
[00:33.11] Is she a mister or is she a miss?
[00:36.67] Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
[00:40.85] She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
[00:45.06] When I try to please her I get poked in the eye, yeah
[00:51.08]
[00:57.72] She wears lace and she wears flannel
[01:01.65] She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
[01:06.04] What's that bulge under her nightie?
[01:10.62] It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
[01:22.74] Some things are white, some things black
[01:26.60] Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
[01:31.30] She is still beautiful, she is still fine
[01:35.11] It's too bad her package is bigger than mine, yeah
[01:42.38]
[01:47.62] She can't help her imperfections
[01:51.73] She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
[01:56.19] Who stole all my tighty whities?
[02:00.78] It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
[02:11.68] Hermaphrodite
[02:16.15] Hermaphrodite, la, la, la, la, la
[02:20.21] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[02:24.53] La, la, la, la, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
[02:31.04] Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, 'dite, yeah
[02:44.16]