Filipino Mythical Creatures Rap
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So you want to know more about Filipino mythology, huh?
Yes, but, why do you have a British accent?
No more questions! Wear this third-eye
It will explain everything!
In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria
Exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination (duwende)
Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende
I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Puwede!
You probably have heard of us in stories from your Nanay
Of how we put a curse on you, if you don't give us "alay"
We come in many colors: black, white, red, and green
But unless you have a third eye then we are never seen!
We are magical and powerful, mischievous and lovable
And say, "Tabi, tabi po!" while passing by our mound, bro! (Kapre)
Look up in the tree, that is where you'll find me
They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philippines
Smokin' cigars, all day, gettin' crunk
You can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk (Tikbalang)
Guess what? Wala lang
I'm a Tikbalang
I'm a half macho dancer, half stallion
When the night falls, I'm a terrorizing force
Ladies watch your back 'cause I'm hung like a horse
Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino (oh)
In the Philippines, there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (White Lady!)
They call me, "White Lady", like Belo, I am whitening
Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me
And so, in the night, while you're on Balete Drive
If you see me, please stop, or you'll see these red eyes! (Sirena)
Oh, Sirena, whoa
I should join the Voice Philippines, 'di ba?
Part fish, tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade
But if you get too close to this beautiful girl
I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world! (Manananggal)
By day, I'm an ordinary 'gal
By night, I'm a half-bodied Manananggal
I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang'
I'm allergic to asin and I hate bawang
I have long tongue, bat wings, and maybe
That pregnant lady, will feed me her baby
You can try to stop me, but catching me is tough
'Cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half
Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino (oh)
In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (Floyd Mayweather)
I'm Mayweather (yeah)
I'm gonna beat Pacquiao!
Hey, what happened to my beat?
Note: the characters in this video are stricty fiction
And from old Filipino Myths
Mabuhay!
Go Pacquiao!
Yes, but, why do you have a British accent?
No more questions! Wear this third-eye
It will explain everything!
In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria
Exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination (duwende)
Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende
I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Puwede!
You probably have heard of us in stories from your Nanay
Of how we put a curse on you, if you don't give us "alay"
We come in many colors: black, white, red, and green
But unless you have a third eye then we are never seen!
We are magical and powerful, mischievous and lovable
And say, "Tabi, tabi po!" while passing by our mound, bro! (Kapre)
Look up in the tree, that is where you'll find me
They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philippines
Smokin' cigars, all day, gettin' crunk
You can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk (Tikbalang)
Guess what? Wala lang
I'm a Tikbalang
I'm a half macho dancer, half stallion
When the night falls, I'm a terrorizing force
Ladies watch your back 'cause I'm hung like a horse
Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino (oh)
In the Philippines, there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (White Lady!)
They call me, "White Lady", like Belo, I am whitening
Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me
And so, in the night, while you're on Balete Drive
If you see me, please stop, or you'll see these red eyes! (Sirena)
Oh, Sirena, whoa
I should join the Voice Philippines, 'di ba?
Part fish, tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade
But if you get too close to this beautiful girl
I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world! (Manananggal)
By day, I'm an ordinary 'gal
By night, I'm a half-bodied Manananggal
I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang'
I'm allergic to asin and I hate bawang
I have long tongue, bat wings, and maybe
That pregnant lady, will feed me her baby
You can try to stop me, but catching me is tough
'Cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half
Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino (oh)
In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (Floyd Mayweather)
I'm Mayweather (yeah)
I'm gonna beat Pacquiao!
Hey, what happened to my beat?
Note: the characters in this video are stricty fiction
And from old Filipino Myths
Mabuhay!
Go Pacquiao!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.80] So you want to know more about Filipino mythology, huh?
[00:06.13] Yes, but, why do you have a British accent?
[00:08.07] No more questions! Wear this third-eye
[00:12.97] It will explain everything!
[00:15.59] In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria
[00:19.92] Exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination (duwende)
[00:23.98] Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende
[00:26.68] I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Puwede!
[00:29.86] You probably have heard of us in stories from your Nanay
[00:32.73] Of how we put a curse on you, if you don't give us "alay"
[00:35.74] We come in many colors: black, white, red, and green
[00:38.34] But unless you have a third eye then we are never seen!
[00:41.37] We are magical and powerful, mischievous and lovable
[00:44.86] And say, "Tabi, tabi po!" while passing by our mound, bro! (Kapre)
[00:47.59] Look up in the tree, that is where you'll find me
[00:50.69] They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philippines
[00:53.84] Smokin' cigars, all day, gettin' crunk
[00:56.56] You can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk (Tikbalang)
[00:59.40] Guess what? Wala lang
[01:01.37] I'm a Tikbalang
[01:02.99] I'm a half macho dancer, half stallion
[01:05.81] When the night falls, I'm a terrorizing force
[01:09.07] Ladies watch your back 'cause I'm hung like a horse
[01:11.91] Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
[01:14.96] Known to every Filipino (oh)
[01:17.85] In the Philippines, there are Mythical creatures
[01:20.85] "Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (White Lady!)
[01:23.77] They call me, "White Lady", like Belo, I am whitening
[01:26.68] Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me
[01:29.65] And so, in the night, while you're on Balete Drive
[01:32.58] If you see me, please stop, or you'll see these red eyes! (Sirena)
[01:36.08] Oh, Sirena, whoa
[01:44.88] I should join the Voice Philippines, 'di ba?
[01:47.84] Part fish, tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
[01:50.93] Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade
[01:53.69] But if you get too close to this beautiful girl
[01:56.77] I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world! (Manananggal)
[01:59.43] By day, I'm an ordinary 'gal
[02:02.47] By night, I'm a half-bodied Manananggal
[02:05.63] I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang'
[02:08.67] I'm allergic to asin and I hate bawang
[02:11.60] I have long tongue, bat wings, and maybe
[02:14.77] That pregnant lady, will feed me her baby
[02:17.93] You can try to stop me, but catching me is tough
[02:20.57] 'Cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half
[02:23.76] Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
[02:26.91] Known to every Filipino (oh)
[02:29.69] In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
[02:32.84] "Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (Floyd Mayweather)
[02:35.92] I'm Mayweather (yeah)
[02:37.27] I'm gonna beat Pacquiao!
[02:40.53] Hey, what happened to my beat?
[02:44.23] Note: the characters in this video are stricty fiction
[02:47.64] And from old Filipino Myths
[02:50.04] Mabuhay!
[02:51.50] Go Pacquiao!
[02:52.90]
[00:06.13] Yes, but, why do you have a British accent?
[00:08.07] No more questions! Wear this third-eye
[00:12.97] It will explain everything!
[00:15.59] In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria
[00:19.92] Exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination (duwende)
[00:23.98] Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende
[00:26.68] I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Puwede!
[00:29.86] You probably have heard of us in stories from your Nanay
[00:32.73] Of how we put a curse on you, if you don't give us "alay"
[00:35.74] We come in many colors: black, white, red, and green
[00:38.34] But unless you have a third eye then we are never seen!
[00:41.37] We are magical and powerful, mischievous and lovable
[00:44.86] And say, "Tabi, tabi po!" while passing by our mound, bro! (Kapre)
[00:47.59] Look up in the tree, that is where you'll find me
[00:50.69] They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philippines
[00:53.84] Smokin' cigars, all day, gettin' crunk
[00:56.56] You can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk (Tikbalang)
[00:59.40] Guess what? Wala lang
[01:01.37] I'm a Tikbalang
[01:02.99] I'm a half macho dancer, half stallion
[01:05.81] When the night falls, I'm a terrorizing force
[01:09.07] Ladies watch your back 'cause I'm hung like a horse
[01:11.91] Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
[01:14.96] Known to every Filipino (oh)
[01:17.85] In the Philippines, there are Mythical creatures
[01:20.85] "Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (White Lady!)
[01:23.77] They call me, "White Lady", like Belo, I am whitening
[01:26.68] Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me
[01:29.65] And so, in the night, while you're on Balete Drive
[01:32.58] If you see me, please stop, or you'll see these red eyes! (Sirena)
[01:36.08] Oh, Sirena, whoa
[01:44.88] I should join the Voice Philippines, 'di ba?
[01:47.84] Part fish, tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
[01:50.93] Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade
[01:53.69] But if you get too close to this beautiful girl
[01:56.77] I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world! (Manananggal)
[01:59.43] By day, I'm an ordinary 'gal
[02:02.47] By night, I'm a half-bodied Manananggal
[02:05.63] I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang'
[02:08.67] I'm allergic to asin and I hate bawang
[02:11.60] I have long tongue, bat wings, and maybe
[02:14.77] That pregnant lady, will feed me her baby
[02:17.93] You can try to stop me, but catching me is tough
[02:20.57] 'Cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half
[02:23.76] Ask your Nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
[02:26.91] Known to every Filipino (oh)
[02:29.69] In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
[02:32.84] "Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to! (Floyd Mayweather)
[02:35.92] I'm Mayweather (yeah)
[02:37.27] I'm gonna beat Pacquiao!
[02:40.53] Hey, what happened to my beat?
[02:44.23] Note: the characters in this video are stricty fiction
[02:47.64] And from old Filipino Myths
[02:50.04] Mabuhay!
[02:51.50] Go Pacquiao!
[02:52.90]