Prank Phone Calls
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โฑ๏ธ 2:13 duration
๐ ID: 9298078
๐ Lyrics
Mark Hermoff
Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
I think you have the wrong number
This isn't the doctor's office?
No, it's not
I thought that he told me
To give me this number specifically
'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys
And, uh
I'm terribly sorry, but he
This is not the number
Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers?
'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain
And I - I can't do it myself
I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me?
I'm not a doctor, sir
I - I would like... there's no way I can help you
I went to the dentist
And they told me this number to call
Well, somebody's pulling your leg
No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt
Uh-huh
He says...
Hahaha
Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill
Now we calling to schedule a service?
Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer
'Kay
Um, sir, can I go ahead and have
Your area code and telephone number, please?
Um, I don't know my phone number
Do you - do you know the street address?
It's a green house
I'm very, very... very, very sick
My dog is stuck in the dryer
Right
He's in there and I can't get him out
And it's on
I would turn it off
Okay
But I'm just too old And decrepit
And I don't wanna... move
Uh, let me send this information over
And set up an emergency service for you
Okay
Just a second
Good afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum
How may I help you?
Allo! Chawlie there?
Who?
Chawlie!
Charlie?
Jahn
John?
Hello?
Hello
Hello?
With who would you like to speak?
Jahn
John?
Jimmy
No
No?
I don't know nobody named John
Chawlie?
No
Chuck
No
Sometimes we call him Chuck
Chuck? No
Chawlie?
No
Um, Anthony?
An-Anthony!
Who are you?
Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
I think you have the wrong number
This isn't the doctor's office?
No, it's not
I thought that he told me
To give me this number specifically
'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys
And, uh
I'm terribly sorry, but he
This is not the number
Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers?
'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain
And I - I can't do it myself
I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me?
I'm not a doctor, sir
I - I would like... there's no way I can help you
I went to the dentist
And they told me this number to call
Well, somebody's pulling your leg
No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt
Uh-huh
He says...
Hahaha
Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill
Now we calling to schedule a service?
Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer
'Kay
Um, sir, can I go ahead and have
Your area code and telephone number, please?
Um, I don't know my phone number
Do you - do you know the street address?
It's a green house
I'm very, very... very, very sick
My dog is stuck in the dryer
Right
He's in there and I can't get him out
And it's on
I would turn it off
Okay
But I'm just too old And decrepit
And I don't wanna... move
Uh, let me send this information over
And set up an emergency service for you
Okay
Just a second
Good afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum
How may I help you?
Allo! Chawlie there?
Who?
Chawlie!
Charlie?
Jahn
John?
Hello?
Hello
Hello?
With who would you like to speak?
Jahn
John?
Jimmy
No
No?
I don't know nobody named John
Chawlie?
No
Chuck
No
Sometimes we call him Chuck
Chuck? No
Chawlie?
No
Um, Anthony?
An-Anthony!
Who are you?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.51] Mark Hermoff
[00:02.74] Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
[00:05.08] I think you have the wrong number
[00:06.60] This isn't the doctor's office?
[00:07.98] No, it's not
[00:09.09] I thought that he told me
[00:09.75] To give me this number specifically
[00:10.64] 'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys
[00:15.99] And, uh
[00:16.04] I'm terribly sorry, but he
[00:17.61] This is not the number
[00:19.49] Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers?
[00:22.35] 'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain
[00:24.62] And I - I can't do it myself
[00:26.32] I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me?
[00:28.64] I'm not a doctor, sir
[00:29.98] I - I would like... there's no way I can help you
[00:33.84] I went to the dentist
[00:34.98] And they told me this number to call
[00:36.54] Well, somebody's pulling your leg
[00:38.44] No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt
[00:40.69] Uh-huh
[00:40.89] He says...
[00:44.45] Hahaha
[00:44.54] Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill
[00:46.41] Now we calling to schedule a service?
[00:47.93] Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer
[00:50.76] 'Kay
[00:54.55] Um, sir, can I go ahead and have
[00:55.65] Your area code and telephone number, please?
[00:57.10] Um, I don't know my phone number
[00:59.86] Do you - do you know the street address?
[01:01.80] It's a green house
[01:03.59] I'm very, very... very, very sick
[01:07.96] My dog is stuck in the dryer
[01:09.98] Right
[01:10.27] He's in there and I can't get him out
[01:12.02] And it's on
[01:14.72] I would turn it off
[01:15.98] Okay
[01:16.56] But I'm just too old And decrepit
[01:19.94] And I don't wanna... move
[01:24.06] Uh, let me send this information over
[01:25.41] And set up an emergency service for you
[01:26.76] Okay
[01:27.78] Just a second
[01:30.06] Good afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum
[01:31.15] How may I help you?
[01:34.63] Allo! Chawlie there?
[01:35.94] Who?
[01:36.20] Chawlie!
[01:36.58] Charlie?
[01:39.94] Jahn
[01:40.89] John?
[01:41.83] Hello?
[01:42.58] Hello
[01:44.01] Hello?
[01:44.76] With who would you like to speak?
[01:47.25] Jahn
[01:47.36] John?
[01:48.02] Jimmy
[01:49.85] No
[01:49.85] No?
[01:50.72] I don't know nobody named John
[01:52.84] Chawlie?
[01:56.80] No
[01:56.80] Chuck
[01:57.81] No
[01:58.22] Sometimes we call him Chuck
[02:00.23] Chuck? No
[02:02.69] Chawlie?
[02:03.78] No
[02:04.97] Um, Anthony?
[02:09.25] An-Anthony!
[02:11.10] Who are you?
[02:11.64]
[00:02.74] Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
[00:05.08] I think you have the wrong number
[00:06.60] This isn't the doctor's office?
[00:07.98] No, it's not
[00:09.09] I thought that he told me
[00:09.75] To give me this number specifically
[00:10.64] 'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys
[00:15.99] And, uh
[00:16.04] I'm terribly sorry, but he
[00:17.61] This is not the number
[00:19.49] Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers?
[00:22.35] 'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain
[00:24.62] And I - I can't do it myself
[00:26.32] I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me?
[00:28.64] I'm not a doctor, sir
[00:29.98] I - I would like... there's no way I can help you
[00:33.84] I went to the dentist
[00:34.98] And they told me this number to call
[00:36.54] Well, somebody's pulling your leg
[00:38.44] No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt
[00:40.69] Uh-huh
[00:40.89] He says...
[00:44.45] Hahaha
[00:44.54] Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill
[00:46.41] Now we calling to schedule a service?
[00:47.93] Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer
[00:50.76] 'Kay
[00:54.55] Um, sir, can I go ahead and have
[00:55.65] Your area code and telephone number, please?
[00:57.10] Um, I don't know my phone number
[00:59.86] Do you - do you know the street address?
[01:01.80] It's a green house
[01:03.59] I'm very, very... very, very sick
[01:07.96] My dog is stuck in the dryer
[01:09.98] Right
[01:10.27] He's in there and I can't get him out
[01:12.02] And it's on
[01:14.72] I would turn it off
[01:15.98] Okay
[01:16.56] But I'm just too old And decrepit
[01:19.94] And I don't wanna... move
[01:24.06] Uh, let me send this information over
[01:25.41] And set up an emergency service for you
[01:26.76] Okay
[01:27.78] Just a second
[01:30.06] Good afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum
[01:31.15] How may I help you?
[01:34.63] Allo! Chawlie there?
[01:35.94] Who?
[01:36.20] Chawlie!
[01:36.58] Charlie?
[01:39.94] Jahn
[01:40.89] John?
[01:41.83] Hello?
[01:42.58] Hello
[01:44.01] Hello?
[01:44.76] With who would you like to speak?
[01:47.25] Jahn
[01:47.36] John?
[01:48.02] Jimmy
[01:49.85] No
[01:49.85] No?
[01:50.72] I don't know nobody named John
[01:52.84] Chawlie?
[01:56.80] No
[01:56.80] Chuck
[01:57.81] No
[01:58.22] Sometimes we call him Chuck
[02:00.23] Chuck? No
[02:02.69] Chawlie?
[02:03.78] No
[02:04.97] Um, Anthony?
[02:09.25] An-Anthony!
[02:11.10] Who are you?
[02:11.64]