Perfect Hair
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โฑ๏ธ 2:04 duration
๐ ID: 9300495
๐ Lyrics
Perfect hair to the second power of forever
Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never
On a mission with friends of fair weather
Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna
Wear your leather prepared sweater
And watch out for Catman my brothers
He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers
A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo
Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?
Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone
Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon
No more or less stress than your old boss
The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores
And Brenda, the best girl lost
Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss
Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers
Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers
Circa one nine seventy-one
On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done
He seeks the ninth level of power
But weak geek might freak it in another hour
Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy
In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why?
I think his true name was Gerald
The toupee, the male pattern anime herald
A good laugh like the walk to the bank
Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog
Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy
Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent?
Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you
I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower
Do you, are you in the shower? Okay
But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff
Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours
So, if you can let me know today
That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay?
Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle
For to do the rap pizzle
And again I'm really sorry about that other one
The call, Meatwad sucks
Okay, call me back dog
Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never
On a mission with friends of fair weather
Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna
Wear your leather prepared sweater
And watch out for Catman my brothers
He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers
A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo
Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?
Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone
Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon
No more or less stress than your old boss
The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores
And Brenda, the best girl lost
Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss
Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers
Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers
Circa one nine seventy-one
On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done
He seeks the ninth level of power
But weak geek might freak it in another hour
Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy
In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why?
I think his true name was Gerald
The toupee, the male pattern anime herald
A good laugh like the walk to the bank
Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog
Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy
Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent?
Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you
I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower
Do you, are you in the shower? Okay
But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff
Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours
So, if you can let me know today
That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay?
Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle
For to do the rap pizzle
And again I'm really sorry about that other one
The call, Meatwad sucks
Okay, call me back dog
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.11] Perfect hair to the second power of forever
[00:02.72] Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never
[00:05.33] On a mission with friends of fair weather
[00:07.59] Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna
[00:09.48] Wear your leather prepared sweater
[00:11.37] And watch out for Catman my brothers
[00:13.15] He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers
[00:15.80] A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo
[00:18.33] Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?
[00:21.34] Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone
[00:23.66] Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon
[00:26.49] No more or less stress than your old boss
[00:28.88] The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores
[00:32.01] And Brenda, the best girl lost
[00:34.29] Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss
[00:36.66] Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers
[00:39.34] Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers
[00:42.19] Circa one nine seventy-one
[00:44.79] On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done
[00:47.63] He seeks the ninth level of power
[00:50.00] But weak geek might freak it in another hour
[00:52.66] Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy
[00:55.69] In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why?
[00:58.17] I think his true name was Gerald
[01:00.89] The toupee, the male pattern anime herald
[01:03.24] A good laugh like the walk to the bank
[01:05.41] Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog
[01:19.51] Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy
[01:22.99] Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent?
[01:25.01] Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you
[01:28.52] I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower
[01:32.00] Do you, are you in the shower? Okay
[01:34.43] But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff
[01:37.75] Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours
[01:41.70] So, if you can let me know today
[01:45.82] That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay?
[01:48.72] Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle
[01:53.25] For to do the rap pizzle
[01:55.02] And again I'm really sorry about that other one
[01:58.26] The call, Meatwad sucks
[02:01.20] Okay, call me back dog
[02:03.19]
[00:02.72] Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never
[00:05.33] On a mission with friends of fair weather
[00:07.59] Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna
[00:09.48] Wear your leather prepared sweater
[00:11.37] And watch out for Catman my brothers
[00:13.15] He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers
[00:15.80] A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo
[00:18.33] Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?
[00:21.34] Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone
[00:23.66] Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon
[00:26.49] No more or less stress than your old boss
[00:28.88] The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores
[00:32.01] And Brenda, the best girl lost
[00:34.29] Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss
[00:36.66] Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers
[00:39.34] Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers
[00:42.19] Circa one nine seventy-one
[00:44.79] On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done
[00:47.63] He seeks the ninth level of power
[00:50.00] But weak geek might freak it in another hour
[00:52.66] Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy
[00:55.69] In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why?
[00:58.17] I think his true name was Gerald
[01:00.89] The toupee, the male pattern anime herald
[01:03.24] A good laugh like the walk to the bank
[01:05.41] Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog
[01:19.51] Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy
[01:22.99] Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent?
[01:25.01] Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you
[01:28.52] I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower
[01:32.00] Do you, are you in the shower? Okay
[01:34.43] But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff
[01:37.75] Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours
[01:41.70] So, if you can let me know today
[01:45.82] That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay?
[01:48.72] Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle
[01:53.25] For to do the rap pizzle
[01:55.02] And again I'm really sorry about that other one
[01:58.26] The call, Meatwad sucks
[02:01.20] Okay, call me back dog
[02:03.19]