Chrissy Teigen, Please

[00:00.85] It's been a hard year
[00:04.08] Don't need to list the reasons why
[00:07.39] But I can sincerely say
[00:10.05] The greatest moment of my life was
[00:13.35] When Chrissy Teigen followed me on Twitter
[00:16.65] But I took it for granted
[00:19.04] And posted the dumbest shit imaginable
[00:25.45] I promise to be normal
[00:28.68] I swear I'm not deranged
[00:31.84] I'm asking to be cordial
[00:35.02] I'm telling you I've changed
[00:38.57] Chrissy Teigen, please
[00:41.42] You've got me on my hands and knees
[00:44.42] I'm begging you to follow me again
[00:51.14] Back when life was sweet
[00:54.36] Remember I made that funny tweet?
[00:57.27] I promise I can make you laugh again
[01:03.20] With classics like (I am the Irishman)
[01:06.98] It's the content you crave
[01:09.92] (I am the Irishman)
[01:12.13] I won't take my shirt off, I swear I'll behave
[01:15.59] (I am the Irishman)
[01:18.09] I'll post the Irishman theme song every day
[01:21.20] (I am the Irishman)
[01:23.81] Chrissy Teigen, what's the reason you unfollowed my page?
[01:26.87] (I am the Irishman)
[01:29.33] Chrissy Teigen, I can't sleep until you follow my page
[01:32.27] (I am the Irishman)
[01:35.62] (Woo!)
[01:38.05] (I am the Irishman)
[01:43.76] (I am the Irishman)
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