Cat Piss
๐ต 1319 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:26 duration
๐ ID: 9316471
๐ Lyrics
You're looking so sweet
Getting stuck inside with you, there ain't much reason to complain
As long as you're in reach
I've got a reason to think things are going to be okay
Next thing you're taking off your dress
You put it on just to take it off, but nonetheless
We're moving to the bedroom, and I must confess
That I'm ready to lay you down
But I'm astonished when I hear the sound
One of these cats pissed the bed again
This happens every night
Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow?
You know this isn't right
Every night in this house it's a new game of Clue
Only piss is the weapon, and the murderer is one of you
We called the vet, she said, "You need more litter boxes"
But we don't have room for more litter boxes
So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!)
We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed
But the minute we forget, it's a new puddle of piss (piss!)
I'm getting sick of this, I'm getting sick of cleaning piss
I'm sick of sleeping on the couch
I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is
One of these cats is an addict
It's addicted pissing on our bed
Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats?
Why is it insistent on pissing on every new bedspread?
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
Getting stuck inside with you, there ain't much reason to complain
As long as you're in reach
I've got a reason to think things are going to be okay
Next thing you're taking off your dress
You put it on just to take it off, but nonetheless
We're moving to the bedroom, and I must confess
That I'm ready to lay you down
But I'm astonished when I hear the sound
One of these cats pissed the bed again
This happens every night
Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow?
You know this isn't right
Every night in this house it's a new game of Clue
Only piss is the weapon, and the murderer is one of you
We called the vet, she said, "You need more litter boxes"
But we don't have room for more litter boxes
So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!)
We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed
But the minute we forget, it's a new puddle of piss (piss!)
I'm getting sick of this, I'm getting sick of cleaning piss
I'm sick of sleeping on the couch
I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is
One of these cats is an addict
It's addicted pissing on our bed
Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats?
Why is it insistent on pissing on every new bedspread?
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
(Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.27] You're looking so sweet
[00:05.38] Getting stuck inside with you, there ain't much reason to complain
[00:10.39] As long as you're in reach
[00:11.83] I've got a reason to think things are going to be okay
[00:17.93] Next thing you're taking off your dress
[00:21.79] You put it on just to take it off, but nonetheless
[00:26.07] We're moving to the bedroom, and I must confess
[00:29.82] That I'm ready to lay you down
[00:34.97] But I'm astonished when I hear the sound
[00:40.02] One of these cats pissed the bed again
[00:43.97] This happens every night
[00:48.00] Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow?
[00:52.87] You know this isn't right
[00:56.64] Every night in this house it's a new game of Clue
[01:01.16] Only piss is the weapon, and the murderer is one of you
[01:10.76] We called the vet, she said, "You need more litter boxes"
[01:14.01] But we don't have room for more litter boxes
[01:16.40] So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!)
[01:18.83] We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed
[01:22.62] But the minute we forget, it's a new puddle of piss (piss!)
[01:27.77] I'm getting sick of this, I'm getting sick of cleaning piss
[01:31.52] I'm sick of sleeping on the couch
[01:33.73] I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is
[01:40.85] One of these cats is an addict
[01:43.93] It's addicted pissing on our bed
[01:48.70] Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats?
[01:53.20] Why is it insistent on pissing on every new bedspread?
[01:58.90] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:03.26] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:12.96] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:16.33] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:20.65]
[00:05.38] Getting stuck inside with you, there ain't much reason to complain
[00:10.39] As long as you're in reach
[00:11.83] I've got a reason to think things are going to be okay
[00:17.93] Next thing you're taking off your dress
[00:21.79] You put it on just to take it off, but nonetheless
[00:26.07] We're moving to the bedroom, and I must confess
[00:29.82] That I'm ready to lay you down
[00:34.97] But I'm astonished when I hear the sound
[00:40.02] One of these cats pissed the bed again
[00:43.97] This happens every night
[00:48.00] Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow?
[00:52.87] You know this isn't right
[00:56.64] Every night in this house it's a new game of Clue
[01:01.16] Only piss is the weapon, and the murderer is one of you
[01:10.76] We called the vet, she said, "You need more litter boxes"
[01:14.01] But we don't have room for more litter boxes
[01:16.40] So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!)
[01:18.83] We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed
[01:22.62] But the minute we forget, it's a new puddle of piss (piss!)
[01:27.77] I'm getting sick of this, I'm getting sick of cleaning piss
[01:31.52] I'm sick of sleeping on the couch
[01:33.73] I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is
[01:40.85] One of these cats is an addict
[01:43.93] It's addicted pissing on our bed
[01:48.70] Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats?
[01:53.20] Why is it insistent on pissing on every new bedspread?
[01:58.90] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:03.26] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:12.96] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:16.33] (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)
[02:20.65]