Straight Down The Middle
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Four!
Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
That's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two then it bounced off nine
My caddie says, "Long as you're still in the state, you're okay"
Yes, it went straight down the middle, quite a ways
The sun was never brighter
The greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it came down the middle
It went zing down the middle
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
There's always the lies in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
That it went straight down the middle today
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
Though they charge you for listening in the locker room
But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
That it went straight down the middle
Where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far away
Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
That's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two then it bounced off nine
My caddie says, "Long as you're still in the state, you're okay"
Yes, it went straight down the middle, quite a ways
The sun was never brighter
The greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it came down the middle
It went zing down the middle
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
There's always the lies in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
That it went straight down the middle today
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
Though they charge you for listening in the locker room
But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
That it went straight down the middle
Where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far away
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.35] Four!
[00:07.27] Straight down the middle
[00:10.37] It went straight down the middle
[00:14.04] Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
[00:18.17] That's when my caddie lost sight of it
[00:21.57] That little white pellet has never been found to this day
[00:27.78] But it went straight down the middle like they say
[00:36.33] Whack down the fairway
[00:39.43] It went smack down the fairway
[00:43.08] Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
[00:47.16] It headed for two then it bounced off nine
[00:50.62] My caddie says, "Long as you're still in the state, you're okay"
[00:56.67] Yes, it went straight down the middle, quite a ways
[01:03.82] The sun was never brighter
[01:08.07] The greens were never greener
[01:11.90] And I was never keener to play
[01:18.47] I heard it came down the middle
[01:22.63] It went zing down the middle
[01:26.56] Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
[01:30.86] There's always the lies in the locker room
[01:34.41] And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
[01:40.49] That it went straight down the middle today
[01:49.08]
[02:25.73] Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
[02:29.52] Though they charge you for listening in the locker room
[02:33.77] But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
[02:40.02] That it went straight down the middle
[02:43.63] Where it wound up is a riddle
[02:47.44] But it went straight down the middle far away
[02:55.63]
[00:07.27] Straight down the middle
[00:10.37] It went straight down the middle
[00:14.04] Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
[00:18.17] That's when my caddie lost sight of it
[00:21.57] That little white pellet has never been found to this day
[00:27.78] But it went straight down the middle like they say
[00:36.33] Whack down the fairway
[00:39.43] It went smack down the fairway
[00:43.08] Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
[00:47.16] It headed for two then it bounced off nine
[00:50.62] My caddie says, "Long as you're still in the state, you're okay"
[00:56.67] Yes, it went straight down the middle, quite a ways
[01:03.82] The sun was never brighter
[01:08.07] The greens were never greener
[01:11.90] And I was never keener to play
[01:18.47] I heard it came down the middle
[01:22.63] It went zing down the middle
[01:26.56] Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
[01:30.86] There's always the lies in the locker room
[01:34.41] And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
[01:40.49] That it went straight down the middle today
[01:49.08]
[02:25.73] Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom
[02:29.52] Though they charge you for listening in the locker room
[02:33.77] But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say
[02:40.02] That it went straight down the middle
[02:43.63] Where it wound up is a riddle
[02:47.44] But it went straight down the middle far away
[02:55.63]