Letter to My Penis
๐ต 781 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:30 duration
๐ ID: 9364040
๐ Lyrics
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:28.16] Dear Penis,
[00:29.42] I don't think I like you anymore,
[00:35.94] You used to watch me shave,
[00:38.65] Now all u do is stare at the floor.
[00:41.70] Oh dear Penis,
[00:42.71] I don't like you anymore.
[00:48.74] It used to be you and me,
[00:51.40] A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
[00:54.94] That's all we needed to get by.
[01:00.92] Now it seems things have changed,
[01:03.87] I think that your the one to blame.
[01:06.31] Dear Penis,
[01:07.83] I don't like you anymore.
[01:12.62] Now he sings,
[01:18.63] Dear Rodney,
[01:20.41] I don't think I like you anymore,
[01:26.24] 'Cause when u get to drinkin'
[01:29.38] You put me places I've never been before.
[01:32.30] Dear Rodney,
[01:33.78] I dont like you anymore.
[01:39.38] Why can't we just get a grip,
[01:41.45] On our man to hand relationship.
[01:45.54] Come to terms with truly how we feel.
[01:51.39] If we put our heads together,
[01:54.44] We'd just stay home forever.
[01:57.51] Dear Penis,
[01:58.19] I think I like you after all.
[02:02.95] Oh and Rodney,
[02:04.52] While yer shavin',
[02:05.72] Shave my balls.
[02:15.54]
[00:29.42] I don't think I like you anymore,
[00:35.94] You used to watch me shave,
[00:38.65] Now all u do is stare at the floor.
[00:41.70] Oh dear Penis,
[00:42.71] I don't like you anymore.
[00:48.74] It used to be you and me,
[00:51.40] A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
[00:54.94] That's all we needed to get by.
[01:00.92] Now it seems things have changed,
[01:03.87] I think that your the one to blame.
[01:06.31] Dear Penis,
[01:07.83] I don't like you anymore.
[01:12.62] Now he sings,
[01:18.63] Dear Rodney,
[01:20.41] I don't think I like you anymore,
[01:26.24] 'Cause when u get to drinkin'
[01:29.38] You put me places I've never been before.
[01:32.30] Dear Rodney,
[01:33.78] I dont like you anymore.
[01:39.38] Why can't we just get a grip,
[01:41.45] On our man to hand relationship.
[01:45.54] Come to terms with truly how we feel.
[01:51.39] If we put our heads together,
[01:54.44] We'd just stay home forever.
[01:57.51] Dear Penis,
[01:58.19] I think I like you after all.
[02:02.95] Oh and Rodney,
[02:04.52] While yer shavin',
[02:05.72] Shave my balls.
[02:15.54]