Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?
🎵 1179 characters
⏱️ 2:19 duration
🆔 ID: 939011
📜 Lyrics
I don't feel like movin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
I don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' a little trouble breathin'
Hеy, hey, hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You give me somethin' to believe in
I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.25] I don't feel like movin'
[00:13.63] I don't feel like talkin'
[00:15.63] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
[00:23.54] I barely feel like rollin'
[00:26.79] There's no way I'm rockin'
[00:28.85] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[00:35.98] When I saw him on TV
[00:37.84] I thought he looked crazy
[00:39.44] Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
[00:42.70] So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
[00:48.79] He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[00:59.66] I wanna be like Stephen
[01:02.14] So I'm gonna walk uneven
[01:05.02] And havin' a little trouble breathin'
[01:08.44] Hеy, hey, hey
[01:12.67] I'm gonna live by gravitational law
[01:15.36] I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
[01:18.56] And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
[01:21.80] Hey, hey, hey
[01:25.87] But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
[01:28.80] It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
[01:31.10] I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
[01:35.17] But then I learned the tail was a tube
[01:39.18] 'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
[01:48.27] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:52.23] You give me somethin' to believe in
[01:54.63] I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
[01:58.08] I think he might have melted in a wax museum
[02:01.57] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:04.75] Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
[02:08.16] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:11.02] You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
[02:15.47]
[00:13.63] I don't feel like talkin'
[00:15.63] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
[00:23.54] I barely feel like rollin'
[00:26.79] There's no way I'm rockin'
[00:28.85] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[00:35.98] When I saw him on TV
[00:37.84] I thought he looked crazy
[00:39.44] Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
[00:42.70] So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
[00:48.79] He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[00:59.66] I wanna be like Stephen
[01:02.14] So I'm gonna walk uneven
[01:05.02] And havin' a little trouble breathin'
[01:08.44] Hеy, hey, hey
[01:12.67] I'm gonna live by gravitational law
[01:15.36] I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
[01:18.56] And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
[01:21.80] Hey, hey, hey
[01:25.87] But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
[01:28.80] It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
[01:31.10] I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
[01:35.17] But then I learned the tail was a tube
[01:39.18] 'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag
[01:48.27] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:52.23] You give me somethin' to believe in
[01:54.63] I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em
[01:58.08] I think he might have melted in a wax museum
[02:01.57] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:04.75] Are you a robot posin' as a human being?
[02:08.16] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:11.02] You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'
[02:15.47]