Blackmail

[00:00.08] She doesn't need money
[00:01.85] She doesn't need diamonds
[00:03.69] She's lookin' for pretty things
[00:06.32] She doesn't want romance
[00:10.98] She doesn't need finance
[00:13.63] She's looking for rendezvous
[00:15.48] But every time she's going down
[00:21.75] She never looks around
[00:24.43] I'll wait and watch her with my lens
[00:30.87] Until she brings the curtain down
[00:34.47] There behind the keyhole
[00:38.95] With my fish eye
[00:41.66] I'm back in the darkroom
[00:43.46] I'm covered in fixer
[00:45.25] I'm making a photograph
[00:47.06] I'll send her some postcards
[00:51.62] In glorious colour
[00:54.39] I'm keeping the negatives
[00:56.13] I'll form a letter from the news
[01:02.45] With different type from different lines
[01:05.14] I'll tell the world about her
[01:11.58] I'll mail the People and the Times
[01:15.13] Ooh, it'll be so scandalous
[01:19.62] For the both of them
[01:21.44] But mainly her
[02:01.00] She showed them her husband
[02:02.88] He ordered a dozen
[02:05.57] He thought they were fabulous
[02:08.22] The one with the
[02:12.73] The two of the
[02:15.42] And three of the
[02:17.31] He sold her to Hefner
[02:20.99] Who put her in Playboy
[02:23.61] He gave her a centre-fold
[02:25.43] I made a real blunder
[02:29.98] She made it in movies
[02:32.66] I made her a superstar
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