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[00:00.38] She said she's only got one type
[00:04.53] I took her to the side
[00:06.38] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[00:11.05] Yeah, I could change your life
[00:17.63] She said she's only got one type
[00:21.77] I took her to the side
[00:23.67] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[00:28.25] Yeah, I could change your life
[00:34.36] I'd love to tell you that I advocate to eradicate poverty
[00:40.06] Or that I give a toss about astrology, but I don't
[00:43.75] I'm actually quite a shitty conversationalist
[00:46.76] Especially when I'm tryna be funny
[00:49.72] I'd love to tell you about my job
[00:51.89] My Brexit views, and shit the lot
[00:54.03] My own opinions on the virus
[00:56.45] My favourite spot
[00:58.14] I'd love to tell you if I'm ever truly happy or not
[01:02.38] But you know what? Actually
[01:04.24] All I give a fuck about is money
[01:06.82] So please waffle about your star sign, your kids and your type
[01:11.04] I'd love to tell you about
[01:12.80] My shoes, my car, my jacket, my top and my watch price
[01:16.58] I think I made a lot this year
[01:19.07] And I wouldn't be bragging to say that I'm sweet
[01:21.52] She on 2K a month, I see
[01:23.43] And I make that back in a week
[01:25.12] You think I waste time with a family to feed?
[01:27.31] You know I'm an island like Simon and Garf in the sea
[01:29.89] My life is a film and it's starring the me
[01:31.91] Actually
[01:33.43] If you take a look inside ya
[01:36.27] I think you'll realize
[01:38.55] You talk so much about yourself
[01:40.62] Nobody fucking likes you
[01:43.32] She said she's only got one type
[01:47.68] I took her to the side
[01:49.29] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[01:53.60] Yeah, I could change your life
[01:57.63] Ohhh
[02:00.36] She said she's only got one type
[02:04.66] I took her to the side
[02:06.59] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[02:11.12] Yeah, I could change your life
[02:14.82]
[02:26.18] This is my favourite phone, it's the brand new iPhone
[02:29.88] With a hydraulic engine, how cool is that?
[02:33.96] The screen is made of glass, to keep some degree of class
[02:36.93] But behind
[02:38.23] An electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium!
[02:41.74] What's that you ask?
[02:42.87] It's the new metal alloy invented by Apple inc
[02:45.35] A blend of titanium, iron and diamond
[02:47.79] And topped with a layer of zinc
[02:49.28] A wonderful thought I think
[02:51.23] And the back is made of gold
[02:53.26] It's so comfortable to hold
[02:55.60] A million when it was sold
[02:57.77] But fuck, it is already old!
[03:00.58] She said she's only got one type
[03:04.21] I took her to the side
[03:06.47] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[03:11.30] Yeah, I could change your life
[03:15.35] Ohhh
[03:17.74] She said she's only got one type
[03:21.85] I took her to the side
[03:23.47] I said, "How much to change your mind?"
[03:28.47] Yeah, I could change your life
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