Dangerous Playgrounds
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โฑ๏ธ 3:38 duration
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Kids just got it made, you kids whine about stuff, you got it made
your playgrounds are awesome.
Your playgrounds are SAFE
You got wood chips, rubber mats, lawyers, you got all kinds of cool stuff
When I wwas a kid, we had playgrounds on cement
There are some rides in playgrounds you don't see anymore
You don't see the Merry-Go-Round
There's a real good reason for that
There wasn't nothin merry about the merry go round was there?
It was the Terror-Go-Round
The Steel Whell Of Death, Thats what we used to call it.
You knew that ride was over when you were flung into gravel
Tough Skin jeans fly off one way, your totally naked
MOMMY!!
The bully would allway push you on "Go on dude, your gonna love it" You like I'm gonne puke!
"Exactly"
Remember the teeter totter?
That one taught you trust didn't it?
Like a human catipult was that thing
You had to trust that other person
He got off your were like AAAAHHHH!! PFF! ooohhhh!!
(High pitched) "Ok, see you later. I gonna go to the hospital"
Worse was our slides, remember our slides?
Made out of metal
Its 100 degrees out your in your shorts
Not talkin Nike shorts
I'm talking those cutoff jean shorts
With the pockets sticking out of the bottom
80 feet up
I'm Ready! EEEEHHHEEEEHHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHH!!!
Smoke and sparkes flyin out of your crotch
I'm only halfway down dude!
I smell something burning what is that?
And that wasn't the worst part
Remember goin home?
Your mom would spray Bactine all over your body?
Remember scraping up your knee?
"Roll up your pants, I'm gonna spray some bactine on it, it's gonna be better. I don't want you gettin Ganggreen, come on letme see you leg, ok." PPPPSSSSHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What was that??!!
"That means it working. That means it's penetrating and killing all that gunk. Stop screaming and thank me. You should thank me for that.
If I didn't do it they'd chop your legs off."
Well, nextime why don't you wack away??
Even our board games were dangerous.
Remember Operation?
Plug that in that wall get electricuted?
That was fun. Yeah.
Get the bread basket BBZZZZZ!
I think I lost, let me check the rules, "If the player is tasting metal, he loses"
Yeah, I'm tasting metal, I lose Cause I'm tastin it right now.
My mom thought Vicks Vapor oil cured everything.
What is Vicks Vapor oil? Whay are we still using it?
We don't even know what it is.
It's like vasoline and gasoline mixed together.
What is vicks vapor oil?
little bit of mint.
Why would you rub that on a kid you love?
"Come here honey. You gonna feel better in the morning"
(Snort) "I hope so. Cause scallops sinking, I smell, thanks mommy!"
your playgrounds are awesome.
Your playgrounds are SAFE
You got wood chips, rubber mats, lawyers, you got all kinds of cool stuff
When I wwas a kid, we had playgrounds on cement
There are some rides in playgrounds you don't see anymore
You don't see the Merry-Go-Round
There's a real good reason for that
There wasn't nothin merry about the merry go round was there?
It was the Terror-Go-Round
The Steel Whell Of Death, Thats what we used to call it.
You knew that ride was over when you were flung into gravel
Tough Skin jeans fly off one way, your totally naked
MOMMY!!
The bully would allway push you on "Go on dude, your gonna love it" You like I'm gonne puke!
"Exactly"
Remember the teeter totter?
That one taught you trust didn't it?
Like a human catipult was that thing
You had to trust that other person
He got off your were like AAAAHHHH!! PFF! ooohhhh!!
(High pitched) "Ok, see you later. I gonna go to the hospital"
Worse was our slides, remember our slides?
Made out of metal
Its 100 degrees out your in your shorts
Not talkin Nike shorts
I'm talking those cutoff jean shorts
With the pockets sticking out of the bottom
80 feet up
I'm Ready! EEEEHHHEEEEHHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHH!!!
Smoke and sparkes flyin out of your crotch
I'm only halfway down dude!
I smell something burning what is that?
And that wasn't the worst part
Remember goin home?
Your mom would spray Bactine all over your body?
Remember scraping up your knee?
"Roll up your pants, I'm gonna spray some bactine on it, it's gonna be better. I don't want you gettin Ganggreen, come on letme see you leg, ok." PPPPSSSSHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What was that??!!
"That means it working. That means it's penetrating and killing all that gunk. Stop screaming and thank me. You should thank me for that.
If I didn't do it they'd chop your legs off."
Well, nextime why don't you wack away??
Even our board games were dangerous.
Remember Operation?
Plug that in that wall get electricuted?
That was fun. Yeah.
Get the bread basket BBZZZZZ!
I think I lost, let me check the rules, "If the player is tasting metal, he loses"
Yeah, I'm tasting metal, I lose Cause I'm tastin it right now.
My mom thought Vicks Vapor oil cured everything.
What is Vicks Vapor oil? Whay are we still using it?
We don't even know what it is.
It's like vasoline and gasoline mixed together.
What is vicks vapor oil?
little bit of mint.
Why would you rub that on a kid you love?
"Come here honey. You gonna feel better in the morning"
(Snort) "I hope so. Cause scallops sinking, I smell, thanks mommy!"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.13] Kids just got it made, you kids whine about stuff, you got it made
[00:04.78] your playgrounds are awesome.
[00:05.61] Your playgrounds are SAFE
[00:07.56] You got wood chips, rubber mats, lawyers, you got all kinds of cool stuff
[00:12.05] When I wwas a kid, we had playgrounds on cement
[00:14.76] There are some rides in playgrounds you don't see anymore
[00:18.42] You don't see the Merry-Go-Round
[00:19.35] There's a real good reason for that
[00:22.93] There wasn't nothin merry about the merry go round was there?
[00:26.62] It was the Terror-Go-Round
[00:28.44] The Steel Whell Of Death, Thats what we used to call it.
[00:32.00] You knew that ride was over when you were flung into gravel
[00:33.90] Tough Skin jeans fly off one way, your totally naked
[00:38.41] MOMMY!!
[00:41.22] The bully would allway push you on "Go on dude, your gonna love it" You like I'm gonne puke!
[00:53.03] "Exactly"
[00:56.69] Remember the teeter totter?
[01:00.28] That one taught you trust didn't it?
[01:03.07] Like a human catipult was that thing
[01:04.85] You had to trust that other person
[01:06.60] He got off your were like AAAAHHHH!! PFF! ooohhhh!!
[01:09.33] (High pitched) "Ok, see you later. I gonna go to the hospital"
[01:16.64] Worse was our slides, remember our slides?
[01:21.27] Made out of metal
[01:23.99] Its 100 degrees out your in your shorts
[01:26.78] Not talkin Nike shorts
[01:28.50] I'm talking those cutoff jean shorts
[01:30.39] With the pockets sticking out of the bottom
[01:33.06] 80 feet up
[01:36.74] I'm Ready! EEEEHHHEEEEHHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHH!!!
[01:39.49] Smoke and sparkes flyin out of your crotch
[01:41.39] I'm only halfway down dude!
[01:49.53] I smell something burning what is that?
[01:55.90] And that wasn't the worst part
[01:59.56] Remember goin home?
[02:00.49] Your mom would spray Bactine all over your body?
[02:02.27] Remember scraping up your knee?
[02:03.29] "Roll up your pants, I'm gonna spray some bactine on it, it's gonna be better. I don't want you gettin Ganggreen, come on letme see you leg, ok." PPPPSSSSHHHH!!!
[02:10.54] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[02:16.91] What was that??!!
[02:24.21] "That means it working. That means it's penetrating and killing all that gunk. Stop screaming and thank me. You should thank me for that.
[02:38.00] If I didn't do it they'd chop your legs off."
[02:42.51] Well, nextime why don't you wack away??
[02:47.02] Even our board games were dangerous.
[02:47.90] Remember Operation?
[02:50.73] Plug that in that wall get electricuted?
[02:51.65] That was fun. Yeah.
[02:53.40] Get the bread basket BBZZZZZ!
[02:55.22] I think I lost, let me check the rules, "If the player is tasting metal, he loses"
[03:04.32] Yeah, I'm tasting metal, I lose Cause I'm tastin it right now.
[03:08.95] My mom thought Vicks Vapor oil cured everything.
[03:13.42] What is Vicks Vapor oil? Whay are we still using it?
[03:16.26] We don't even know what it is.
[03:17.10] It's like vasoline and gasoline mixed together.
[03:19.09] What is vicks vapor oil?
[03:21.75] little bit of mint.
[03:22.78] Why would you rub that on a kid you love?
[03:23.69] "Come here honey. You gonna feel better in the morning"
[03:26.35] (Snort) "I hope so. Cause scallops sinking, I smell, thanks mommy!"
[03:32.74]
[00:04.78] your playgrounds are awesome.
[00:05.61] Your playgrounds are SAFE
[00:07.56] You got wood chips, rubber mats, lawyers, you got all kinds of cool stuff
[00:12.05] When I wwas a kid, we had playgrounds on cement
[00:14.76] There are some rides in playgrounds you don't see anymore
[00:18.42] You don't see the Merry-Go-Round
[00:19.35] There's a real good reason for that
[00:22.93] There wasn't nothin merry about the merry go round was there?
[00:26.62] It was the Terror-Go-Round
[00:28.44] The Steel Whell Of Death, Thats what we used to call it.
[00:32.00] You knew that ride was over when you were flung into gravel
[00:33.90] Tough Skin jeans fly off one way, your totally naked
[00:38.41] MOMMY!!
[00:41.22] The bully would allway push you on "Go on dude, your gonna love it" You like I'm gonne puke!
[00:53.03] "Exactly"
[00:56.69] Remember the teeter totter?
[01:00.28] That one taught you trust didn't it?
[01:03.07] Like a human catipult was that thing
[01:04.85] You had to trust that other person
[01:06.60] He got off your were like AAAAHHHH!! PFF! ooohhhh!!
[01:09.33] (High pitched) "Ok, see you later. I gonna go to the hospital"
[01:16.64] Worse was our slides, remember our slides?
[01:21.27] Made out of metal
[01:23.99] Its 100 degrees out your in your shorts
[01:26.78] Not talkin Nike shorts
[01:28.50] I'm talking those cutoff jean shorts
[01:30.39] With the pockets sticking out of the bottom
[01:33.06] 80 feet up
[01:36.74] I'm Ready! EEEEHHHEEEEHHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHHHEEEHH!!!
[01:39.49] Smoke and sparkes flyin out of your crotch
[01:41.39] I'm only halfway down dude!
[01:49.53] I smell something burning what is that?
[01:55.90] And that wasn't the worst part
[01:59.56] Remember goin home?
[02:00.49] Your mom would spray Bactine all over your body?
[02:02.27] Remember scraping up your knee?
[02:03.29] "Roll up your pants, I'm gonna spray some bactine on it, it's gonna be better. I don't want you gettin Ganggreen, come on letme see you leg, ok." PPPPSSSSHHHH!!!
[02:10.54] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[02:16.91] What was that??!!
[02:24.21] "That means it working. That means it's penetrating and killing all that gunk. Stop screaming and thank me. You should thank me for that.
[02:38.00] If I didn't do it they'd chop your legs off."
[02:42.51] Well, nextime why don't you wack away??
[02:47.02] Even our board games were dangerous.
[02:47.90] Remember Operation?
[02:50.73] Plug that in that wall get electricuted?
[02:51.65] That was fun. Yeah.
[02:53.40] Get the bread basket BBZZZZZ!
[02:55.22] I think I lost, let me check the rules, "If the player is tasting metal, he loses"
[03:04.32] Yeah, I'm tasting metal, I lose Cause I'm tastin it right now.
[03:08.95] My mom thought Vicks Vapor oil cured everything.
[03:13.42] What is Vicks Vapor oil? Whay are we still using it?
[03:16.26] We don't even know what it is.
[03:17.10] It's like vasoline and gasoline mixed together.
[03:19.09] What is vicks vapor oil?
[03:21.75] little bit of mint.
[03:22.78] Why would you rub that on a kid you love?
[03:23.69] "Come here honey. You gonna feel better in the morning"
[03:26.35] (Snort) "I hope so. Cause scallops sinking, I smell, thanks mommy!"
[03:32.74]