Hoooot Pocket!

I'm moving a little slow tonight, I had a hot pocket for dinner.
Never really see that on a menu when you go out, do you? "
Yeah, I'll have the caesar salad and the hot pocket!" "
Uh today's special we have a sea bass which is broiled and we have a
hot pocket, which is cooked in a dirty
microwave, and that comes with a side of Metamucil." "
Is your hot pocket cold in the middle?" "
It's frozen." "
Oh, I'll have the hot pocket."
I buy hot pokets too,
I go in grocery stores, I'm like: eh, I'll get these.
I've never eaten a hot pocket and
then afterwards been: I'm glad I ate that.
I'm always like: I'm gonna die!
I paid for that?!
Did I eat it or rub it on my face?!
My back hurts!
Owwww!
I was looking at a box of hot pockets,
they have a warning prited on the side.
Said: Warning you just bought hot pockets!
Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer.
You hillbilly enjoy the next Nascar event.
Hot pocket.
He's a dick, I like hot pockets." Hot pocket.
Sounds like a sexual disorder, doesn't it? "
Oh, look Bobby sometimes when fellas don't go
on dates the delvelop what we call a hot pocket.
Doesn't mean you're bad, just means you need a girlfriend."
Hot pocket.
Hot pockets haven't been around that long, like ten years.
How'd they come up with that?
Was there some guy in a marketing meeting:
"hey how bout' a poptart filled with really nasty meat." "
Johnson that's gross.
Getto work on it." Hot pocket.
They do have the vegitarian hot pocket,
for those of us who don't wanna eat
meat, but still would like diarrhea.
Hot pocket.
It should just come with a roll of toilet paper.
Diarrhea pocket.
You ever notice there's no dignified way to buy toilet paper?
You always have to buy it in that multi pack of like twelve rolls.
Just getting your card everyone in the store
is like: does that guy ever leave the bathroom?
What's he living of hot pockets?
Hot pocket.
Recently they introduced the breakfast hot pocket, finally.
I can't think of a better way to start the day!
Good morning!
You're about to call in sick!
Hot pocket.
You can have a hot pocket for breakfast,
a hot pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner!
Dead pocket!
I wish he'd stop saying hot pocket.
" I love that jingle, you think they worked hard on that song? "
What do you got so far Bill?" "
Uh, hot pocket?" "
That's good, very good.
What are we gonna run in Mexico?" "
Claliente pocket." "
You've got a gift, my friend.
Don't hide that in a bushel basket.
" What does a bushel basket have to do with anything?
Hot pocket.
He looks like he should switch to the lean pockets.
Half the calories, all the diarrhea." Hot pocket.
I saw a commercial for a chicken pot pie hot pocket.
Now they're just fucking with us.
Just a matter of time: "have you tried the hot pocket hot pocket?
It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket.
It tastes just like a hot pocket!
I'm gonna go stick my head in the microwave.
Hawt pocket!" "
He's not even saying hot pocket anymore." Hawt pocket!!!
Hawt poc*screeching* "what?" Hot pocket.
I can't wait until they take a hot pocket and fill it with a steakum.
Just call it murder.
Just smell it and you pass out.
Steakum pocket.
Anyone have a steakum today?
You wouldn't be here would you?
Steakum pocket.
Great name for a product.
Is it steak? "
Steak ummm...
I wouldn't call it steak" what's it made of? "
I'm not supposed to tell you, why don't you leave me alone?
" Hot po- po "he went crazy, it's very awkward" Hot pocket.