Karen

She's a doll, she's a queen, she's a tantalizing teen
And Karen is her name (they call her Karen)
At a party she's a stomper
And a rock and rollin' romper
Everybody's glad she came
Hey that's Karen

On a surfboard she's the greatest
Hits a tennis ball the straightest
And on skis, she's just the end
She's a gone folk singer
And a teenage ring-a-dinger
And she's everybody's friend
Hey that's Karen

She sets her hair with great precision
It's her favorite indoor sport
And by the light of a television
She can even write a book report

I'm so proud when people see me
Walking with a girl so dreamy
I just can't believe she's mine (they call her Karen)
She's a teenage ring-a-dinger
But some day I'll wedding ring her
She's a year-round Valentine
Hey that's Karen

In my old '57 T-Bird
When Karen's by my isde
It flies like an XKE Bird
Yeah the Stingrays and the Mustangs hide

With the schooners and the bowlers
With their hair put up in rollers
Karen's always in a whirl
She's alarming, most disarming, but a really very charming modern girl