Drunk Texts to Myself (live) feat. Reggie Watts
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๐ Lyrics
Uh, I have a bad habit of drinking a lot and then texting myself
Um, and they're usually just little ideas or reminders or stuff that I think is important at the time
and then when I wake up the next morning, I don't remember sending them and they're just nonsense and they don't make any sense
I do it all the time, so what I decided to do was compile some of my actual drunk texts that I've sent myself over an 18 month period and turn them into a song
So, that's what this is and these are all my actual drunk texts, so...
Drunk texts to myself
Messages through time
I don't remember any of these
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to mean?
Should've left this thing at home
Start a band called Dwarf Cooter (Dwarf Cooter)
Black people are the second worst at being President (Second always)
Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia (aah)
Then just move across town (Moving across town yeah)
Write a dinosaur children's Christmas book
The last line should be "because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before." (because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before)
You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken (mmmmh okay)
Secretly learn French (Ohh so amazing yeah)
Try to get the rights to Space Jam (Try to get the rights)
Drunk texts to myself, (Try to get the rights) messages through time (Try Try Try)
I don't remember any of these (Try to get the rights)
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to be?
Should've left this thing at home
"Fat Girls Taking Dumps" would also be a great band name (That's a great name, very great)
The 711 on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim (Muslims don't know how to party)
See if lolfarts.com is taken (and .org and .net and .edu)
Porno For Pyros is the one that sings "Tahitian Moon." (Tahitian Moon)
You need to pay the bus driver twice next time ('Cuz I had to get out of here)
Rapping dog TV show (Woof woof woof)
Tonight by the tire swing there's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field
Followed by seventeen exclamation points (17 of the exclamation points)
Learn to Tokyo drift
I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life (Sent from my iPhone)
Drunk texts to myself , messages through time
I don't remember any of these
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to be?
Should've left this thing at home
How 'bout a hand for Reggie Watts? And space! Yeah!
Um, and they're usually just little ideas or reminders or stuff that I think is important at the time
and then when I wake up the next morning, I don't remember sending them and they're just nonsense and they don't make any sense
I do it all the time, so what I decided to do was compile some of my actual drunk texts that I've sent myself over an 18 month period and turn them into a song
So, that's what this is and these are all my actual drunk texts, so...
Drunk texts to myself
Messages through time
I don't remember any of these
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to mean?
Should've left this thing at home
Start a band called Dwarf Cooter (Dwarf Cooter)
Black people are the second worst at being President (Second always)
Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia (aah)
Then just move across town (Moving across town yeah)
Write a dinosaur children's Christmas book
The last line should be "because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before." (because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before)
You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken (mmmmh okay)
Secretly learn French (Ohh so amazing yeah)
Try to get the rights to Space Jam (Try to get the rights)
Drunk texts to myself, (Try to get the rights) messages through time (Try Try Try)
I don't remember any of these (Try to get the rights)
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to be?
Should've left this thing at home
"Fat Girls Taking Dumps" would also be a great band name (That's a great name, very great)
The 711 on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim (Muslims don't know how to party)
See if lolfarts.com is taken (and .org and .net and .edu)
Porno For Pyros is the one that sings "Tahitian Moon." (Tahitian Moon)
You need to pay the bus driver twice next time ('Cuz I had to get out of here)
Rapping dog TV show (Woof woof woof)
Tonight by the tire swing there's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field
Followed by seventeen exclamation points (17 of the exclamation points)
Learn to Tokyo drift
I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life (Sent from my iPhone)
Drunk texts to myself , messages through time
I don't remember any of these
What was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself
Subconscious to my phone
What are these supposed to be?
Should've left this thing at home
How 'bout a hand for Reggie Watts? And space! Yeah!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.72] Uh, I have a bad habit of drinking a lot and then texting myself
[00:08.82] Um, and they're usually just little ideas or reminders or stuff that I think is important at the time
[00:14.11] and then when I wake up the next morning, I don't remember sending them and they're just nonsense and they don't make any sense
[00:21.87] I do it all the time, so what I decided to do was compile some of my actual drunk texts that I've sent myself over an 18 month period and turn them into a song
[00:34.15] So, that's what this is and these are all my actual drunk texts, so...
[00:41.66] Drunk texts to myself
[00:44.82] Messages through time
[00:47.86] I don't remember any of these
[00:50.77] What was going through my mind?
[00:54.34] Drunk texts to myself
[00:57.41] Subconscious to my phone
[01:00.53] What are these supposed to mean?
[01:03.46] Should've left this thing at home
[01:08.86] Start a band called Dwarf Cooter (Dwarf Cooter)
[01:16.39] Black people are the second worst at being President (Second always)
[01:24.23] Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia (aah)
[01:27.03] Then just move across town (Moving across town yeah)
[01:32.47] Write a dinosaur children's Christmas book
[01:35.07] The last line should be "because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before." (because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before)
[01:42.64] You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken (mmmmh okay)
[01:49.49] Secretly learn French (Ohh so amazing yeah)
[01:55.68] Try to get the rights to Space Jam (Try to get the rights)
[01:58.44] Drunk texts to myself, (Try to get the rights) messages through time (Try Try Try)
[02:04.83] I don't remember any of these (Try to get the rights)
[02:07.63] What was going through my mind?
[02:11.23] Drunk texts to myself
[02:14.24] Subconscious to my phone
[02:17.64] What are these supposed to be?
[02:20.53] Should've left this thing at home
[02:28.17] "Fat Girls Taking Dumps" would also be a great band name (That's a great name, very great)
[02:34.70] The 711 on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim (Muslims don't know how to party)
[02:42.28] See if lolfarts.com is taken (and .org and .net and .edu)
[02:49.56] Porno For Pyros is the one that sings "Tahitian Moon." (Tahitian Moon)
[02:57.69] You need to pay the bus driver twice next time ('Cuz I had to get out of here)
[03:03.46] Rapping dog TV show (Woof woof woof)
[03:08.50] Tonight by the tire swing there's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field
[03:14.66] Followed by seventeen exclamation points (17 of the exclamation points)
[03:19.54] Learn to Tokyo drift
[03:24.28] I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life (Sent from my iPhone)
[03:28.27] Drunk texts to myself , messages through time
[03:34.29] I don't remember any of these
[03:35.64] What was going through my mind?
[03:38.81] Drunk texts to myself
[03:41.52] Subconscious to my phone
[03:47.34] What are these supposed to be?
[03:50.01] Should've left this thing at home
[04:02.28] How 'bout a hand for Reggie Watts? And space! Yeah!
[04:09.34]
[00:08.82] Um, and they're usually just little ideas or reminders or stuff that I think is important at the time
[00:14.11] and then when I wake up the next morning, I don't remember sending them and they're just nonsense and they don't make any sense
[00:21.87] I do it all the time, so what I decided to do was compile some of my actual drunk texts that I've sent myself over an 18 month period and turn them into a song
[00:34.15] So, that's what this is and these are all my actual drunk texts, so...
[00:41.66] Drunk texts to myself
[00:44.82] Messages through time
[00:47.86] I don't remember any of these
[00:50.77] What was going through my mind?
[00:54.34] Drunk texts to myself
[00:57.41] Subconscious to my phone
[01:00.53] What are these supposed to mean?
[01:03.46] Should've left this thing at home
[01:08.86] Start a band called Dwarf Cooter (Dwarf Cooter)
[01:16.39] Black people are the second worst at being President (Second always)
[01:24.23] Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia (aah)
[01:27.03] Then just move across town (Moving across town yeah)
[01:32.47] Write a dinosaur children's Christmas book
[01:35.07] The last line should be "because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before." (because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before)
[01:42.64] You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken (mmmmh okay)
[01:49.49] Secretly learn French (Ohh so amazing yeah)
[01:55.68] Try to get the rights to Space Jam (Try to get the rights)
[01:58.44] Drunk texts to myself, (Try to get the rights) messages through time (Try Try Try)
[02:04.83] I don't remember any of these (Try to get the rights)
[02:07.63] What was going through my mind?
[02:11.23] Drunk texts to myself
[02:14.24] Subconscious to my phone
[02:17.64] What are these supposed to be?
[02:20.53] Should've left this thing at home
[02:28.17] "Fat Girls Taking Dumps" would also be a great band name (That's a great name, very great)
[02:34.70] The 711 on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim (Muslims don't know how to party)
[02:42.28] See if lolfarts.com is taken (and .org and .net and .edu)
[02:49.56] Porno For Pyros is the one that sings "Tahitian Moon." (Tahitian Moon)
[02:57.69] You need to pay the bus driver twice next time ('Cuz I had to get out of here)
[03:03.46] Rapping dog TV show (Woof woof woof)
[03:08.50] Tonight by the tire swing there's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field
[03:14.66] Followed by seventeen exclamation points (17 of the exclamation points)
[03:19.54] Learn to Tokyo drift
[03:24.28] I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life (Sent from my iPhone)
[03:28.27] Drunk texts to myself , messages through time
[03:34.29] I don't remember any of these
[03:35.64] What was going through my mind?
[03:38.81] Drunk texts to myself
[03:41.52] Subconscious to my phone
[03:47.34] What are these supposed to be?
[03:50.01] Should've left this thing at home
[04:02.28] How 'bout a hand for Reggie Watts? And space! Yeah!
[04:09.34]