A Fine Romance

[00:08.78] A fine romance with no kisses
[00:17.11] A fine romance, my friend, this is
[00:25.46] We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:31.35] (To-mah-toes, dear)
[00:33.76] But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes
[00:39.12] (Potatoes)
[00:39.85] A fine romance you won't nestle
[00:50.83] A fine romance you won't even wrestle
[00:58.82] You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
[01:05.24] You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
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[01:19.50] A fine romance, my good fellow
[01:28.40] You take romance, I'll take Jello
[01:36.71] You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
[01:45.12] At least they flap their fins to express emotion
[01:53.03] A fine romance, my dear Duchess
[02:02.99] Two old fogies, we really need crutches
[02:10.28] You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
[02:15.77] (France)
[02:16.75] I haven't got a chance
[02:20.30] (Chance)
[02:21.03] This is a fine romance
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[02:31.04] A fine romance, my good woman
[02:40.36] My strong, aged in the wood woman
[02:48.69] You never give those orchids I send a glance
[02:55.28] They're just like cactus plants
[02:58.90] (Oh boy)
[02:59.29] This is a fine romance
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