Something Weird is Eating Me

Itchy itchy itchy itchy
I've got a mess
Underneath my dress
And I'm itchy itchy itchy itchy
Oh I'm itchy
I need some cream
Oh I'm itchy
Something weird is eating me

It smells like fish
The devils dish
And I'm itchy itchy itchy itchy
A burning lump full of yellow gunk
And I'm itchy itchy itchy itchy
I'll rub some oil
On this boil
Cause I'm itchy itchy itchy itchy
I need a bath
Cause I've got a rash
And I'm itchy itchy itchy itchy

Oh I'm itchy
Something weird is eating me
Oh itchy
My whole body is filled with yeast
Rub it off rub it off
Soak it off soak it off

Itchy itchy
Itchy itchy itchy itchy

Oh I'm itchy
I got some cream
Huh not itchy
Nice and clean