Whiskey Bottle

[00:23.25] All the girls I've known before
[00:26.76] Have left me hungry, left me poor
[00:29.41] Women come, and then they go
[00:31.67] Why they leave, I just don't know
[00:33.10] Well, another one just walked out the door
[00:36.78] I got no gosh darn luck
[00:39.36] Baby, that's for sure
[00:40.65]
[00:44.54] So won't you
[00:45.97] C: Marry me, whiskey bottle
[00:47.95] Give me a kiss, and
[00:49.65] Let me take a sip of your love
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[00:56.58] Suzy left me with a broken nose
[00:58.95] When Amy left, she took all my clothes
[01:02.07] Jenny turned out to be a man
[01:04.35] And Katy took off with my van
[01:07.96] Well another one just walked out the door
[01:10.44] I got no gosh darn luck
[01:12.95] Baby, that's for sure
[01:14.30]
[01:18.06] So won't you
[01:19.76]
[01:30.36] Kelly said she didn't like my band
[01:32.45] And Lucy fell in love with my old man
[01:35.27] Given a choice of life with me
[01:37.93] Jackie joined the infantry
[01:40.96] Another one just walked out the door
[01:43.83] I got no gosh darn luck
[01:47.45] Baby, that's for sure
[01:51.12] So won't you
[01:52.48]
[02:36.99] What a shock to find George and Ray
[02:39.32] In bed with Sally, my fianceé
[02:42.07] Anna used to call me honey
[02:44.77] Until she found out I had no money
[02:47.67] Well another one just walked out the door
[02:50.32] I got no gosh darn luck
[02:53.85] Baby that's for sure
[02:57.74] So won't you
[02:59.93]
[03:10.73] Now I guess that it's plain to see
[03:12.45] Women are too confusing for me
[03:15.22] But you've always been good company
[03:17.75] Been by my side when I'm in need
[03:20.95] Well another one just walked out the door
[03:23.55] I got no gosh darn luck
[03:26.03] Baby, that's for sure
[03:30.78] So won't you
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[03:36.26] C: -||-
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