Love for Sale

[00:02.05] Hit me, yeah
[00:34.81] Well, I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed
[00:38.37] I felt like this dog who's been kicked in the head (ouch)
[00:41.51] Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said
[00:44.82] Love for sale, love for sale
[00:47.54] I picked up the phone, everyone I could
[00:50.64] I put my fingers to the walking through the telephone book
[00:53.71] You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
[00:57.25] I said Love for sale, love for sale
[01:00.28] Well, send up the signal and throw me a line
[01:03.43] Somebody explain "This funny Valentine"
[01:06.46] It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
[01:09.45] Well, I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
[01:12.59] I called Lt. Colombo from my TV set
[01:15.32] I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet
[01:18.66] I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet
[01:21.87] Love for sale, yeah, love for sale
[01:35.15] One more time
[01:48.96] Well, we've been living together three years
[01:52.00] Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundreds beers
[01:55.27] She seems, you cant shop for love
[01:57.23] When you're shopping at Sears
[01:58.80] Love for sale, hey, love for sale
[02:01.57] I guess I've learned my lesson it was easy to see
[02:04.45] My old lady she played this joke on me
[02:07.62] I never looked where I forgot it to be there was
[02:11.30] Love for sale, L-l-love for sale, hey
[02:15.35] Love for sale (Hey Jon) love for sale (you got some love for sale?)
[02:20.21] "Uh uh," love for sale..." my ol'lady locked it up"
[02:23.17] (Your ol' lady really did that to you?) love for sale, hey
[02:28.51] (Lets play some blues right now)
[02:30.56] I got the blues... you should see my momma
[02:43.58] You wanna talk about the blues?
[02:47.79] (Love for sale, hey) and her big brothers (love for sale, hey)
[02:55.17] They locked my ass up one night (love for sale, I got, love for sale, hey)
[03:01.60] You hear about a shotgun wedding? Ha,ha,ha!
[03:07.23] Is that what that was?
[03:09.21] (That was a shotgun wedding right here)
[03:11.21] Somebody get me a drink
[03:18.88] (Oh get back now)
[03:27.90] Aw, Rich? (what bro?) I gotta go (how come, man?)
[03:35.85] I gotta go home (You gotta go home to your woman?)
[03:39.85] Aw I gotta go home man, just let, lets just
[03:44.25] Lets just say the records done, ok?
[03:51.25] Oo, love for sale
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