Maximum Overchill

[00:09.38] It's three in the afternoon and
[00:10.47] you've got some time you can kill
[00:11.64] before the party tonight
[00:12.76] so you decide to just chill
[00:13.95] your couch cushions spend some
[00:15.14] quality time with your ass
[00:16.30] while you turn on your tv, sit back,
[00:17.66] smoke and relax to the
[00:18.52] Max
[00:19.67] your body temperature falls
[00:20.34] maximum
[00:21.48] heart rate slows to a crawl
[00:22.21] maximum overchill
[00:23.54] max
[00:24.02] your blood begins to freeze
[00:25.21] maximum
[00:26.26] brings you to your knees
[00:27.06] maximum overchill
[00:28.25] Get up
[00:29.11] lets leave this place
[00:30.07] your party potential has gone to waste
[00:32.42] the wimpiness shown here
[00:34.09] should be a crime
[00:35.13] when you chill this hard
[00:36.42] it just wastes my time
[00:38.07] Your friends are worried
[00:38.89] haven't seen you for days
[00:39.80] while you've been couch-sloshed
[00:41.11] smoked out in a videogame haze
[00:42.22] the screen keeps on flashing "game over"
[00:43.72] you're through
[00:44.90] but its not just the game
[00:46.09] its referring to you
[00:47.26] max
[00:48.26] your body temperature falls
[00:49.14] maximum
[00:50.11] heart rate slows to a crawl
[00:51.07] maximum overchill
[00:52.41] max
[00:52.92] your blood begins to freeze
[00:54.14] maximum
[00:55.14] brings you to your knees
[00:55.81] maximum over
[01:02.15] chill!!!!
[01:03.38] AH!
[01:07.04] What happened, you see, is inactivity
[01:09.26] caused your very particle atoms to freeze
[01:11.75] you're a block of ice,
[01:13.09] devoid of all life
[01:14.33] frozen to your couch
[01:15.56] dead by your own design
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