BATHROOM (skit)

You have one new voice message
First voice message
Are you fucking serious?
You had Alyssa over there?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
I hate you
I hope you die