Mortal Kombat
๐ต 721 characters
โฑ๏ธ 0:53 duration
๐ ID: 9472605
๐ Lyrics
The one thing I can't fucking stand
When I'm at a show watching a band
Is careless ninjas in the place.
That clock me right upside the face
Before you bring it to the show
Perhaps more work at the dojo
Maybe that shit would be less lame
If you improved your fucking aim
No mortal kombat
Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
No mortal kombat
Makes it hard for me to sing the song
No mortal kombat
This ufc shit has to go
No mortal kombat
Nooooooooo!
I'm sick of standing in the back
to avoid your martial arts attack
You says its "hard" core and I'm too soft
well to that I must say fuck off
I didn't come here to get hit
I came to fucking circle pit
Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
and fill me with fucking hate
When I'm at a show watching a band
Is careless ninjas in the place.
That clock me right upside the face
Before you bring it to the show
Perhaps more work at the dojo
Maybe that shit would be less lame
If you improved your fucking aim
No mortal kombat
Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
No mortal kombat
Makes it hard for me to sing the song
No mortal kombat
This ufc shit has to go
No mortal kombat
Nooooooooo!
I'm sick of standing in the back
to avoid your martial arts attack
You says its "hard" core and I'm too soft
well to that I must say fuck off
I didn't come here to get hit
I came to fucking circle pit
Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
and fill me with fucking hate
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.83] The one thing I can't fucking stand
[00:01.70] When I'm at a show watching a band
[00:02.83] Is careless ninjas in the place.
[00:03.90] That clock me right upside the face
[00:05.42] Before you bring it to the show
[00:06.13] Perhaps more work at the dojo
[00:07.54] Maybe that shit would be less lame
[00:08.75] If you improved your fucking aim
[00:09.41] No mortal kombat
[00:11.26] Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
[00:12.88] No mortal kombat
[00:13.76] Makes it hard for me to sing the song
[00:15.09] No mortal kombat
[00:16.17] This ufc shit has to go
[00:17.55] No mortal kombat
[00:18.88] Nooooooooo!
[00:25.64] I'm sick of standing in the back
[00:27.82] to avoid your martial arts attack
[00:29.32] You says its "hard" core and I'm too soft
[00:31.28] well to that I must say fuck off
[00:33.28] I didn't come here to get hit
[00:34.84] I came to fucking circle pit
[00:36.46] Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
[00:37.85] and fill me with fucking hate
[00:42.14]
[00:01.70] When I'm at a show watching a band
[00:02.83] Is careless ninjas in the place.
[00:03.90] That clock me right upside the face
[00:05.42] Before you bring it to the show
[00:06.13] Perhaps more work at the dojo
[00:07.54] Maybe that shit would be less lame
[00:08.75] If you improved your fucking aim
[00:09.41] No mortal kombat
[00:11.26] Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
[00:12.88] No mortal kombat
[00:13.76] Makes it hard for me to sing the song
[00:15.09] No mortal kombat
[00:16.17] This ufc shit has to go
[00:17.55] No mortal kombat
[00:18.88] Nooooooooo!
[00:25.64] I'm sick of standing in the back
[00:27.82] to avoid your martial arts attack
[00:29.32] You says its "hard" core and I'm too soft
[00:31.28] well to that I must say fuck off
[00:33.28] I didn't come here to get hit
[00:34.84] I came to fucking circle pit
[00:36.46] Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
[00:37.85] and fill me with fucking hate
[00:42.14]