She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by her silver spoon
And there she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon

She said she's always been a dancer
She worked at 15 clubs a day
And though I thought she knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone 'til Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Oh yeah

And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone 'til Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone 'til Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah