The Glorious Return Of The Funk

(Phone dial and ringing) Who this?
Well, look, I really think you need this funk vaccination. What?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In your face funk

Tell me, can you handle this? Can you handle this?
We comin' back with a hug and a kiss (kiss)
In your face, like the good old days
(the good old days, the good old days)
Bangin on the drums like a freak in a blaze
Funky ass motherfucker, sticky like peanutter
Slapping like an uppercutter
Drumbreak make you stutter, stutter, stutter, hit it

The glorious return of the funk
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk

What you doin there? (Huh?) What you doin there? (Huh?)
Standing on the wall like you know it all (you don't)
I can even see with my cazals on, baby
You balanced, you ain't gonna fall
You know there ain't no party like a TNM party
Let me tell you, that's fine with me (aha)
Know you gotta tell your friends and mama too
Everybody roll with me, let's hit it

The glorious return of the funk
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah, In your face funk

Left to left, right to right
Turn around, out of sight (808)
P.Y.T. (ain't it funky now), to the first row please
S.M.F., don't stop to tease (guitar)
Up and down, round and round
Move your hips, loose a pound
F.L.Y., don't be shy
TNM, gonna take you high, take you high, hit it

The glorious return of the funk baguette
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk
69 positions on a fender guitar (what?!)

Uhuhha, mama, they just slapped me in the face
You ignorant motherfucker, we ain't done yet

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