The Boys Are Staying In

Well, last night,
we all tried to lie to the girls that we were stayin' with
We said 'ain't no party tonight, yeah, the boys are staying in'
It's Texas Hold'Em and a bunch of beer, soon as we get off work
So why don't y'all,
stay home tonight, we'll pick you up before church.
We all left our trucks in the drive, had Billie come pick us up
Took a midnight road trip, ended up at a country club
In Huntsville Alabama, 82 miles from our home town
We thought ain't no way word's gonna
get back, them girls'll never find out

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Well I met a brown haired beauty soon as we walked in
We pulled up a table next to her and all her friends
And it was goin' good till she pulled
up Facebook then she laughed out loud
She said, see you're datin' my cousin,
you dirty dawg, I'm callin' her right now

Well, it's gonna be a real bad night headin' up on 65
There's gonna be hell to pay soon as we pull in
I know that brunette ratted us out
And I don't blame her, but I'm thinking about
Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie Lyn
It's gonna an F5 twister in the front yard
Cuz we said that the boys were staying in
Yeah, the boys are staying in

Well, it's awful quiet inside this truck, we ain't said a word at all
And I'd say between the four of us, we've had 52 missed calls
Them girls are gonna ring us out and there ain't no way to run
Right now we're all regrettin' we
ever taught them how to shoot those guns
Well, it's gonna be a real bad night headin' up on 65
There's gonna be hell to pay soon as we pull in
I know that brunette ratted us out
And I don't blame her, but I'm thinking about
Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie Lyn
It's gonna an F5 twister in the front yard
Cuz we said that the boys were staying in
Yeah, the boys are staying in