Alice, Who The X Is Alice? ("Living Next Door To Alice")

Sally called, when she got the word
She said I suppose you've heard
About Alice
Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years
I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice
Now she walks to the door
With her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years
I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt
And she said, I know how to help
To get over Alice
She said, now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here
You know I've been waiting twenty four years
And the big limousine disappeared

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years
I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years
I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years
I've been living next door to Alice