Peter & The Test Tube Babies / Up Yer Bum

When a cops gonna nick yer
When yer dad's gonna hit yer
When the bird you're with is rough
When you can't drink enough

Up yer bum up yer bum
Up yer bum up yer bum
Up up up up up up up up up up
Up yer bum

When you can't get the hard
When you've lost yer dole card
When yer bird's got clap
When yer beers gone flat

Up yer bum up yer bum
Up yer bum up yer bum
Up up up up up up up up up up
Up yer bum

When yer neighbours complain
When yer bird's on again
When you can't scrounge a fag
When yer mum starts to nag

Up yer bum up yer bum
Up yer bum up yer bum
Up up up up up up up up up up
Up yer bum