Puppet Break-Up

[00:09.02] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[00:10.32] It's been a while since you felt my felt
[00:12.44] But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt
[00:15.38] Always got me stressin', always keeping me guessin'
[00:17.45] I'm like a Snuffleupagus, a fuckin' depressive
[00:20.39] And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
[00:22.95] Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
[00:25.64] 'Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo
[00:27.99] This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U (Woo!)
[00:31.99] This is exactly what I'd said I'd do
[00:33.26] My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude
[00:36.45] Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
[00:38.31] I feel like Kermit the Frog, 'cause I was fucking a pig
[00:41.14] And I'ma take back my money spent, every nickel
[00:43.56] So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (Ha-ha)
[00:46.56] 'Cause I ain't puttin' up with your shit, man, fuck it
[00:48.75] So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, 'cause I ain't your puppet
[00:52.40] Girl, I'm not your puppet
[00:55.17] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[00:57.70] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[01:00.19] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:02.97] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Ho!)
[01:05.59] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:07.98] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[01:10.62] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[01:13.02] I'm sorry, I believe you mistook me
[01:15.17] For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
[01:17.46] I'm moving on (ha-ha), it ain't a question to me
[01:20.24] I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street
[01:23.26] I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the fro'
[01:25.61] Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
[01:28.16] That you're not a unique snowflake, you're just another chick
[01:30.89] And you ain't Jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
[01:34.26] I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
[01:35.86] If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes
[01:39.33] Will I get over it? Probably, but
[01:41.14] First, I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the Slut
[01:43.81] And it's sad, 'cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last
[01:46.48] 'Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
[01:49.35] Now, I don't give a fuck if you move to Nantucket
[01:51.99] But get your hand out my ass, I ain't your puppet (Ha-ha)
[01:55.34] Girl, I'm not your puppet
[01:57.78] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:00.42] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:03.07] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:05.45] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Ho!)
[02:08.07] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:10.62] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:13.35] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:15.94] (Break it down Lamp Chop Style!)
[02:17.53] This is a relationship that needs to end
[02:20.15] Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends
[02:22.80] One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
[02:25.71] And we'll never get back together again, because you suck
[02:28.12] This is a relationship that needs to end
[02:30.52] Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends
[02:33.14] One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
[02:36.09] And we'll never get back together again, because you suck
[02:42.19] Girl, I'm not your puppet
[02:44.77] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:47.15] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[02:50.00] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:52.33] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Ho!)
[02:55.25] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[02:57.67] Girl, I'm not your puppet (Hey!)
[03:00.39] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[03:03.69] One, yes, one two-timing bitch! Ah-ah-ah
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