Three Little Pigs

[00:06.95] Why don't you sit right back?
[00:11.29] And I, I may tell you a tale
[00:15.98] A tale of three little pigs
[00:21.63] And a big
[00:23.76] Bad
[00:25.10] Wolf
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[00:46.27] Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick
[00:49.48] He spent most of his days just a dreamin' of the city
[00:53.21] And then one day, he bought a guitar
[00:56.67] He moved to Hollywood to become a star
[00:59.80] But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
[01:03.35] Built his house out of straw, what a pity
[01:06.25] And then one day, jammin' on some chords
[01:09.96] Along came the wolf, knocking on his door
[01:13.37] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[01:15.87] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[01:19.94] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[01:22.47] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[01:26.27] Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in
[01:29.98] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[01:33.23] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[01:36.43] Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in
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[01:46.28] Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stoked
[01:49.36] He spent most of his day just in ganja smokin'
[01:53.32] Huffin' and a puffin' down on Venice Beach
[01:56.67] Getting paid money for religious speech
[01:59.82] He built his shelter from what he garbage picked
[02:03.26] Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
[02:06.60] Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley
[02:09.67] And along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley
[02:13.33] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[02:16.76] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[02:20.26] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[02:23.41] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[02:26.39] Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in
[02:30.03] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[02:33.22] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[02:36.57] Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in
[02:46.32] Well, the third little piggy, the grade A student
[02:49.53] His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent
[02:52.94] Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College
[02:56.53] Built his house from his architect knowledge
[02:59.89] A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills
[03:03.29] Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills
[03:06.59] And then one day came the old house smasher
[03:09.86] The big, bad wolf, the little piggy slasher
[03:13.26] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[03:16.13] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[03:19.94] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[03:23.34] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[03:26.12] Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in
[03:29.77] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[03:33.08] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[03:36.30] Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in
[03:46.04] Well, the big bad wolf
[03:48.00] Well, he huffed and he puffed, all that he could
[03:52.97] And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
[03:56.36] "It's made out of concrete", the little piggy shouted
[03:59.67] The wolf just frowned, as he pouted
[04:02.77] So, they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would
[04:06.33] They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could
[04:14.20] Yo, wolf-face, I'm your worst nightmare
[04:19.13] Your ass is mine
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[04:41.90] Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
[04:45.52] So, that's to end the story for you and me
[04:48.74] If you still give a listen, you just may
[04:52.34] Hear a big wolf or little piggy say
[04:55.64] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[04:58.52] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[05:02.27] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[05:05.98] Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin
[05:08.46] Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in
[05:12.19] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[05:15.37] Huffin', puffin', blow your house in
[05:21.85] Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in
[05:37.48] And the moral of the story is
[05:39.24] A band with no talent can easily amuse
[05:41.62] Idiots with a stupid, puppet show
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