Bar Is On The Floor

You open one door and I'm yours
Doesn't take much, all you gotta do is be sweet once
And I'll tell all my friends you're the best
You make me laugh twice must be nice to be funny
Even if you're stealing my jokes
I love knowing you heard what I said

100 percent if you give me 1, I'll do the rest
99 ain't bad when I'm thinking back to exes I've had

The bar is on the floor
Chivalry is dead
Does a good guy even exist anymore
Cause every man I've met's got a red flag
Wrapped around me suffocating
All those promises they're breaking, it gets harder to ignore
Damn, the bar is on the floor

You order my drinks cause you think that you know me
Never got it right (not once) but I'm lonely
So I let it sli-de
If I had to go back, probably do it again
Cause there's bad and there's worse guess the bad's gonna win

The bar is on the floor
Chivalry is dead
Does a good guy even exist anymore
Cause every man I've met's got a red flag
Wrapped around me suffocating
All those promises they're breaking, it gets harder to ignore
Damn, the bar is on the floor
Ohh, oh, ha-ah-ha
The bar is on the floor
Ohh, oh, ha-ah-ha

Never had the heart to tell you I'm an actor too
I should win an oscar for the way you made me ohh-oohh

The bar is on the floor
Chivalry is dead
Does a good guy even exist anymore
Cause every man I've met's got a red flag
Wrapped around me suffocating
All those promises they're breaking, it gets harder to ignore
Damn, the bar is on the floor
Ohh, oh, ha-ah-ha
The bar is on the floor
Ohh, oh, ha-ah-ha
The bar is on the floor