Sugarcube Coroner

A treat awaits the coroner
Sticky gooey recipe
Who went nuts and made this mess
And didn't even caramel?

Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure the hatred
Of a murder most killinary?

Investigation not so sweet
Identify them by a tooth
Whipping up a batch or two
Soon enough they'll butcher you!

Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure the hatred
Of a murder most killinary?

I have a confection to make
Can't make sense of clues sprinkled throughout
Who would be slicing up their friends?
Continue to sift through evidence

Each and every afternoon
Just before their order's made
You can spot the royal guards
Execute the plans they made

Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure betrayal
When they were sworn to protect?