Rubber Gun

Get on your feet
Go out tonight
Get in touch
With boys who are just like you, are gay
You're not alone
200 boys
Dancing and chattering

Switch on the jukebox and let Lewis sing
About his underwear and his rubber loving thing
Turn on his microphone and let Peter try
To reach the highest C, he's a most normal guy
Most normal guy

Show begins
Spotlights on
It's Monroe
Built like you've never seen before
A big hand
Rubber gun
Shooting and glittering

My friend chucked me and drives me crazy
He wants that brickbox he saw on tv
Invent your lover (Instructions enclosed)
Mixing externals you're loving the most

Within a few years
Everybody's shooting well
Save your jewels
Girls will get real guns as well

Switch on the juke box
Switch on the juke box
Switch on the juke box
Switch on the juke box