Little Girls Panties
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โฑ๏ธ 2:31 duration
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๐ Lyrics
I actually have a girlfriend, umm, but it's with struggling
Because she lives in France, eh, she's French, she lives all the way over there
And we haven't been able to see each other for a year
Because of the disease, I've AIDS and eh-
She's great though, she sends me presents all the time
That's how she keeps it going, she sends me gift
In the mail, I get something from her every week
Sometimes, it's chocolate from France or shirt
She wishes that I would wear instead of things like this
And sometimes she sends something to make fun of me
'Cause she's a little fucked up
So last time she sent me a pair of little girls panties
And uh yeah, I was like that's not funny
Because these are in my house now
I can't get rid of them, it's like nuclear waste
Think about-, I can't throw them out because
I can't have people find little girls panties in my garbage
With coffee grounds and butter on them
And every solution I think of makes it worse
Like if I, if I put 'em in a bag inside another bag
And layers of duct tape wrapped in thin foil
But if I put them in a coffee can and I nail it shut
And I bury it in the park in the middle of the night
Or if I cut 'em into tiny pieces
And throw away one piece each week in a different town
My friend tried to help me, he is like, "Why don't you just burn them?"
I'm like, "Do you understand?"
"Even if there's a one in a million chance I get caught burning little girls panties?"
So I'm wearing them right now
Yeah, it's the only solution I could come up with
I wear them everyday
And I handwash them, and I dry them like this
It's a straight on the little strawberries
Because she lives in France, eh, she's French, she lives all the way over there
And we haven't been able to see each other for a year
Because of the disease, I've AIDS and eh-
She's great though, she sends me presents all the time
That's how she keeps it going, she sends me gift
In the mail, I get something from her every week
Sometimes, it's chocolate from France or shirt
She wishes that I would wear instead of things like this
And sometimes she sends something to make fun of me
'Cause she's a little fucked up
So last time she sent me a pair of little girls panties
And uh yeah, I was like that's not funny
Because these are in my house now
I can't get rid of them, it's like nuclear waste
Think about-, I can't throw them out because
I can't have people find little girls panties in my garbage
With coffee grounds and butter on them
And every solution I think of makes it worse
Like if I, if I put 'em in a bag inside another bag
And layers of duct tape wrapped in thin foil
But if I put them in a coffee can and I nail it shut
And I bury it in the park in the middle of the night
Or if I cut 'em into tiny pieces
And throw away one piece each week in a different town
My friend tried to help me, he is like, "Why don't you just burn them?"
I'm like, "Do you understand?"
"Even if there's a one in a million chance I get caught burning little girls panties?"
So I'm wearing them right now
Yeah, it's the only solution I could come up with
I wear them everyday
And I handwash them, and I dry them like this
It's a straight on the little strawberries
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.20] I actually have a girlfriend, umm, but it's with struggling
[00:04.77] Because she lives in France, eh, she's French, she lives all the way over there
[00:08.86] And we haven't been able to see each other for a year
[00:10.73] Because of the disease, I've AIDS and eh-
[00:18.51] She's great though, she sends me presents all the time
[00:21.55] That's how she keeps it going, she sends me gift
[00:24.62] In the mail, I get something from her every week
[00:27.17] Sometimes, it's chocolate from France or shirt
[00:29.31] She wishes that I would wear instead of things like this
[00:34.17] And sometimes she sends something to make fun of me
[00:36.08] 'Cause she's a little fucked up
[00:36.90] So last time she sent me a pair of little girls panties
[00:41.38] And uh yeah, I was like that's not funny
[00:45.11] Because these are in my house now
[00:47.93] I can't get rid of them, it's like nuclear waste
[00:51.12] Think about-, I can't throw them out because
[00:53.51] I can't have people find little girls panties in my garbage
[00:57.78] With coffee grounds and butter on them
[01:04.51] And every solution I think of makes it worse
[01:06.26] Like if I, if I put 'em in a bag inside another bag
[01:09.75] And layers of duct tape wrapped in thin foil
[01:17.36] But if I put them in a coffee can and I nail it shut
[01:21.25] And I bury it in the park in the middle of the night
[01:28.38] Or if I cut 'em into tiny pieces
[01:33.02] And throw away one piece each week in a different town
[01:44.42] My friend tried to help me, he is like, "Why don't you just burn them?"
[01:46.74] I'm like, "Do you understand?"
[01:49.28] "Even if there's a one in a million chance I get caught burning little girls panties?"
[02:00.63] So I'm wearing them right now
[02:05.21] Yeah, it's the only solution I could come up with
[02:09.23] I wear them everyday
[02:12.34] And I handwash them, and I dry them like this
[02:24.09] It's a straight on the little strawberries
[02:25.97]
[00:04.77] Because she lives in France, eh, she's French, she lives all the way over there
[00:08.86] And we haven't been able to see each other for a year
[00:10.73] Because of the disease, I've AIDS and eh-
[00:18.51] She's great though, she sends me presents all the time
[00:21.55] That's how she keeps it going, she sends me gift
[00:24.62] In the mail, I get something from her every week
[00:27.17] Sometimes, it's chocolate from France or shirt
[00:29.31] She wishes that I would wear instead of things like this
[00:34.17] And sometimes she sends something to make fun of me
[00:36.08] 'Cause she's a little fucked up
[00:36.90] So last time she sent me a pair of little girls panties
[00:41.38] And uh yeah, I was like that's not funny
[00:45.11] Because these are in my house now
[00:47.93] I can't get rid of them, it's like nuclear waste
[00:51.12] Think about-, I can't throw them out because
[00:53.51] I can't have people find little girls panties in my garbage
[00:57.78] With coffee grounds and butter on them
[01:04.51] And every solution I think of makes it worse
[01:06.26] Like if I, if I put 'em in a bag inside another bag
[01:09.75] And layers of duct tape wrapped in thin foil
[01:17.36] But if I put them in a coffee can and I nail it shut
[01:21.25] And I bury it in the park in the middle of the night
[01:28.38] Or if I cut 'em into tiny pieces
[01:33.02] And throw away one piece each week in a different town
[01:44.42] My friend tried to help me, he is like, "Why don't you just burn them?"
[01:46.74] I'm like, "Do you understand?"
[01:49.28] "Even if there's a one in a million chance I get caught burning little girls panties?"
[02:00.63] So I'm wearing them right now
[02:05.21] Yeah, it's the only solution I could come up with
[02:09.23] I wear them everyday
[02:12.34] And I handwash them, and I dry them like this
[02:24.09] It's a straight on the little strawberries
[02:25.97]