It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
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โฑ๏ธ 2:52 duration
๐ ID: 9556265
๐ Lyrics
Ha ha!
Put on your seat belts, everybody!
Put on your food belts!
Oh, no, it's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be!
Tell me, pinch me. Tell me it's not here!
It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It's the most fattening time of the year
It's the lip smackin'-est season of all
While you're shopping, you're cheating
Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It's the heav-heaviest season of all
There'll be turkeys for basting
And stuffing for tasting
And giblets and gravy will flow
There'll be cookies that mom baked
And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago
It's the scale flattening time of the year
While your diet you're blowing
There's calories going straight down to your rear
It's the scale flattening time of the year
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
I know there's food everywhere
Eggnog flowing out of fountains
It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that
You could have small portions, and make ribbons instead of fudge!
You can do it. Please try!
There'll be after meal dozing
And arteries closing
Cholesterol levels will grow
It's too cold to go jogging
Too brisk for tobogganing
So pass me a hot buttered roll
Don't you dare touch that roll. I'm watching!
It's the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Kris Kringles will tremble in fear
It's the most fattening time
It's the belt loosening time
It's the most fattening time of the year!
I'm watching!
Put on your seat belts, everybody!
Put on your food belts!
Oh, no, it's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be!
Tell me, pinch me. Tell me it's not here!
It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It's the most fattening time of the year
It's the lip smackin'-est season of all
While you're shopping, you're cheating
Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It's the heav-heaviest season of all
There'll be turkeys for basting
And stuffing for tasting
And giblets and gravy will flow
There'll be cookies that mom baked
And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago
It's the scale flattening time of the year
While your diet you're blowing
There's calories going straight down to your rear
It's the scale flattening time of the year
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
I know there's food everywhere
Eggnog flowing out of fountains
It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that
You could have small portions, and make ribbons instead of fudge!
You can do it. Please try!
There'll be after meal dozing
And arteries closing
Cholesterol levels will grow
It's too cold to go jogging
Too brisk for tobogganing
So pass me a hot buttered roll
Don't you dare touch that roll. I'm watching!
It's the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Kris Kringles will tremble in fear
It's the most fattening time
It's the belt loosening time
It's the most fattening time of the year!
I'm watching!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.29] Ha ha!
[00:02.49] Put on your seat belts, everybody!
[00:04.19] Put on your food belts!
[00:09.52] Oh, no, it's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be!
[00:15.03] Tell me, pinch me. Tell me it's not here!
[00:19.18] It's the most fattening time of the year
[00:26.65] With that pumpkin pie filling
[00:28.64] And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
[00:33.60] It's the most fattening time of the year
[00:41.19] It's the lip smackin'-est season of all
[00:48.52] While you're shopping, you're cheating
[00:50.58] Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
[00:55.55] It's the heav-heaviest season of all
[01:02.92] There'll be turkeys for basting
[01:05.11] And stuffing for tasting
[01:06.92] And giblets and gravy will flow
[01:10.39] There'll be cookies that mom baked
[01:12.48] And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago
[01:17.65] It's the scale flattening time of the year
[01:25.04] While your diet you're blowing
[01:27.11] There's calories going straight down to your rear
[01:32.15] It's the scale flattening time of the year
[01:39.70] Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
[01:40.88] I know there's food everywhere
[01:42.46] Eggnog flowing out of fountains
[01:44.38] It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that
[01:48.14] You could have small portions, and make ribbons instead of fudge!
[01:51.98] You can do it. Please try!
[01:54.12] There'll be after meal dozing
[01:56.35] And arteries closing
[01:58.16] Cholesterol levels will grow
[02:01.51] It's too cold to go jogging
[02:03.55] Too brisk for tobogganing
[02:05.35] So pass me a hot buttered roll
[02:10.13] Don't you dare touch that roll. I'm watching!
[02:14.28] It's the most fattening time of the year
[02:21.54] All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Kris Kringles will tremble in fear
[02:28.59] It's the most fattening time
[02:32.22] It's the belt loosening time
[02:35.94] It's the most fattening time of the year!
[02:48.28] I'm watching!
[02:50.55]
[00:02.49] Put on your seat belts, everybody!
[00:04.19] Put on your food belts!
[00:09.52] Oh, no, it's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be!
[00:15.03] Tell me, pinch me. Tell me it's not here!
[00:19.18] It's the most fattening time of the year
[00:26.65] With that pumpkin pie filling
[00:28.64] And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
[00:33.60] It's the most fattening time of the year
[00:41.19] It's the lip smackin'-est season of all
[00:48.52] While you're shopping, you're cheating
[00:50.58] Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
[00:55.55] It's the heav-heaviest season of all
[01:02.92] There'll be turkeys for basting
[01:05.11] And stuffing for tasting
[01:06.92] And giblets and gravy will flow
[01:10.39] There'll be cookies that mom baked
[01:12.48] And leftover fruit cake from a Christmas a long time ago
[01:17.65] It's the scale flattening time of the year
[01:25.04] While your diet you're blowing
[01:27.11] There's calories going straight down to your rear
[01:32.15] It's the scale flattening time of the year
[01:39.70] Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
[01:40.88] I know there's food everywhere
[01:42.46] Eggnog flowing out of fountains
[01:44.38] It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that
[01:48.14] You could have small portions, and make ribbons instead of fudge!
[01:51.98] You can do it. Please try!
[01:54.12] There'll be after meal dozing
[01:56.35] And arteries closing
[01:58.16] Cholesterol levels will grow
[02:01.51] It's too cold to go jogging
[02:03.55] Too brisk for tobogganing
[02:05.35] So pass me a hot buttered roll
[02:10.13] Don't you dare touch that roll. I'm watching!
[02:14.28] It's the most fattening time of the year
[02:21.54] All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Kris Kringles will tremble in fear
[02:28.59] It's the most fattening time
[02:32.22] It's the belt loosening time
[02:35.94] It's the most fattening time of the year!
[02:48.28] I'm watching!
[02:50.55]