What Deers May Come

Having problems with the humorous[?] of hunters?
Got you down?
Well now there's a solution

Doctor Deer here, friends
With help from the heart to mend
In this message I send

Hunters beware!
Have fear what deers may come in the night
To give your dreams fright

The difference between you and them erased
As you look into their face
Nowhere to hide from your lies
Mirrored in their eyes

Open the gates of Santa's petting zoo
So that deers may come home

Please, it's time to stop the fighting
Put down your weapons
So someday our children may see

What deers may come