Agency Man (Studio Version)
๐ต 1053 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:27 duration
๐ ID: 9567030
๐ Lyrics
Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
One, two, three, four!
When he's closed the schools
And burned the books the way we've planned
We'll get the press together
And the Barry Sadler Band!
(Another one!)
When he's closed the schools
And burned the books the way we've planned
We'll get the press together
And the Barry Sadler Band!
With lots to drink from 9 o'clock
They'll all be bombed by 10
We'll reveal he's bound for Washington
And sell him once again!
We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the Schmuck will win
People are a lot of pigs
They're greedy and they're dumb
I'm sure that's just a simple truth
Look how far he's come!
From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned
Smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
One, two, three, four!
When he's closed the schools
And burned the books the way we've planned
We'll get the press together
And the Barry Sadler Band!
(Another one!)
When he's closed the schools
And burned the books the way we've planned
We'll get the press together
And the Barry Sadler Band!
With lots to drink from 9 o'clock
They'll all be bombed by 10
We'll reveal he's bound for Washington
And sell him once again!
We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the Schmuck will win
People are a lot of pigs
They're greedy and they're dumb
I'm sure that's just a simple truth
Look how far he's come!
From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:46.51] Sell us a president, agency man
[00:54.27] Smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
[01:02.31] Sell us a president, agency man
[01:08.76] A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
[01:17.78] One, two, three, four!
[01:21.31]
[01:26.39] When he's closed the schools
[01:27.67] And burned the books the way we've planned
[01:29.60] We'll get the press together
[01:31.23] And the Barry Sadler Band!
[01:35.11] (Another one!)
[01:46.81] When he's closed the schools
[01:48.18] And burned the books the way we've planned
[01:50.00] We'll get the press together
[01:51.75] And the Barry Sadler Band!
[01:55.19]
[02:06.95] With lots to drink from 9 o'clock
[02:08.66] They'll all be bombed by 10
[02:10.35] We'll reveal he's bound for Washington
[02:12.28] And sell him once again!
[02:15.63]
[02:32.52] We'll sell him in the movies
[02:34.42] On the tube throughout the year
[02:36.34] We'll sell him by the buckets
[02:38.08] To the Okies drinking beer
[02:40.33] We'll teach him how to walk and talk
[02:42.30] We'll putty up his chin
[02:44.22] We'll print his picture everywhere
[02:46.23] Of course the Schmuck will win
[02:49.61]
[02:59.98] People are a lot of pigs
[03:01.67] They're greedy and they're dumb
[03:03.45] I'm sure that's just a simple truth
[03:05.49] Look how far he's come!
[03:07.73] From the heart of old Death Valley
[03:13.57] To the ruling of our land
[03:21.96] A simple trick, you simple pigs
[03:24.05] Just the way we planned
[03:25.49]
[00:54.27] Smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
[01:02.31] Sell us a president, agency man
[01:08.76] A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
[01:17.78] One, two, three, four!
[01:21.31]
[01:26.39] When he's closed the schools
[01:27.67] And burned the books the way we've planned
[01:29.60] We'll get the press together
[01:31.23] And the Barry Sadler Band!
[01:35.11] (Another one!)
[01:46.81] When he's closed the schools
[01:48.18] And burned the books the way we've planned
[01:50.00] We'll get the press together
[01:51.75] And the Barry Sadler Band!
[01:55.19]
[02:06.95] With lots to drink from 9 o'clock
[02:08.66] They'll all be bombed by 10
[02:10.35] We'll reveal he's bound for Washington
[02:12.28] And sell him once again!
[02:15.63]
[02:32.52] We'll sell him in the movies
[02:34.42] On the tube throughout the year
[02:36.34] We'll sell him by the buckets
[02:38.08] To the Okies drinking beer
[02:40.33] We'll teach him how to walk and talk
[02:42.30] We'll putty up his chin
[02:44.22] We'll print his picture everywhere
[02:46.23] Of course the Schmuck will win
[02:49.61]
[02:59.98] People are a lot of pigs
[03:01.67] They're greedy and they're dumb
[03:03.45] I'm sure that's just a simple truth
[03:05.49] Look how far he's come!
[03:07.73] From the heart of old Death Valley
[03:13.57] To the ruling of our land
[03:21.96] A simple trick, you simple pigs
[03:24.05] Just the way we planned
[03:25.49]