Minimum Intervals
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The minimumm intervals
For conjugal duties
As prescribed in the Talmud
Are as follows:
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have to steer
According to the old tradition
The Jewish husband is forbidden
To go too long without spending
Time on nether region tending
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
Every human being just
Needs a little loving... touch
For conjugal duties
As prescribed in the Talmud
Are as follows:
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have to steer
According to the old tradition
The Jewish husband is forbidden
To go too long without spending
Time on nether region tending
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
Every human being just
Needs a little loving... touch
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.41] The minimumm intervals
[00:04.88] For conjugal duties
[00:06.07] As prescribed in the Talmud
[00:08.79] Are as follows:
[00:11.41] For men of independent means
[00:14.90] Every day is what she needs
[00:17.02] Labourers it's twice a week
[00:19.69] You've got to make your lady squeek
[00:21.16] Donkey drivers once in seven
[00:22.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[00:24.43] Sailors every half a year
[00:26.35] It's back to port you have to steer
[00:32.20] According to the old tradition
[00:35.61] The Jewish husband is forbidden
[00:41.04] To go too long without spending
[00:43.60] Time on nether region tending
[00:52.04] For men of independent means
[00:53.82] Every day is what she needs
[00:55.37] Labourers it's twice a week
[00:56.71] You've got to make your lady squeek
[00:58.43] Donkey drivers once in seven
[00:59.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:01.43] Sailors every half a year
[01:02.91] It's back to port you have got to steer
[01:04.64] The pleasure is your obligation
[01:06.68] If she gives the invitation
[01:08.10] As the radicals to say
[01:09.68] She's not in the mood to play
[01:11.08] Consent is de rigueur
[01:12.26] You always have to check with her
[01:13.74] The point human beings as such
[01:15.09] Need a little loving touch
[01:29.24] For men of independent means
[01:30.81] Every day is what she needs
[01:32.39] Labourers it's twice a week
[01:34.05] You've got to make your lady squeek
[01:35.12] Donkey drivers once in seven
[01:36.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:38.34] Sailors every half a year
[01:39.48] It's back to port you got to steer
[01:40.94] The pleasure is your obligation
[01:42.28] If she gives the invitation
[01:43.44] As the radicals to say
[01:44.64] She's not in the mood to play
[01:45.99] Consent is de rigueur
[01:46.89] You always have to check with her
[01:48.05] The point human beings as such
[01:49.34] Need a little loving touch
[01:50.41] For men of independent means
[01:51.53] Every day is what she needs
[01:52.66] Labourers it's twice a week
[01:53.65] You've got to make your lady squeek
[01:54.75] Donkey drivers once in seven
[01:55.80] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:56.86] Sailors every half a year
[01:57.80] It's back to port you got to steer
[01:59.29] The pleasure is your obligation
[02:00.26] If she gives the invitation
[02:01.38] As the radicals to say
[02:02.37] She's not in the mood to play
[02:03.32] Consent is de rigueur
[02:04.32] You always have to check with her
[02:05.27] The point human beings as such
[02:06.16] Need a little loving touch
[02:07.04] The point human beings as such
[02:07.96] Need a little loving touch
[02:08.62] The point human beings as such
[02:09.56] Need a little loving touch
[02:10.68] Every human being just
[02:11.97] Needs a little loving... touch
[02:24.85]
[00:04.88] For conjugal duties
[00:06.07] As prescribed in the Talmud
[00:08.79] Are as follows:
[00:11.41] For men of independent means
[00:14.90] Every day is what she needs
[00:17.02] Labourers it's twice a week
[00:19.69] You've got to make your lady squeek
[00:21.16] Donkey drivers once in seven
[00:22.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[00:24.43] Sailors every half a year
[00:26.35] It's back to port you have to steer
[00:32.20] According to the old tradition
[00:35.61] The Jewish husband is forbidden
[00:41.04] To go too long without spending
[00:43.60] Time on nether region tending
[00:52.04] For men of independent means
[00:53.82] Every day is what she needs
[00:55.37] Labourers it's twice a week
[00:56.71] You've got to make your lady squeek
[00:58.43] Donkey drivers once in seven
[00:59.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:01.43] Sailors every half a year
[01:02.91] It's back to port you have got to steer
[01:04.64] The pleasure is your obligation
[01:06.68] If she gives the invitation
[01:08.10] As the radicals to say
[01:09.68] She's not in the mood to play
[01:11.08] Consent is de rigueur
[01:12.26] You always have to check with her
[01:13.74] The point human beings as such
[01:15.09] Need a little loving touch
[01:29.24] For men of independent means
[01:30.81] Every day is what she needs
[01:32.39] Labourers it's twice a week
[01:34.05] You've got to make your lady squeek
[01:35.12] Donkey drivers once in seven
[01:36.92] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:38.34] Sailors every half a year
[01:39.48] It's back to port you got to steer
[01:40.94] The pleasure is your obligation
[01:42.28] If she gives the invitation
[01:43.44] As the radicals to say
[01:44.64] She's not in the mood to play
[01:45.99] Consent is de rigueur
[01:46.89] You always have to check with her
[01:48.05] The point human beings as such
[01:49.34] Need a little loving touch
[01:50.41] For men of independent means
[01:51.53] Every day is what she needs
[01:52.66] Labourers it's twice a week
[01:53.65] You've got to make your lady squeek
[01:54.75] Donkey drivers once in seven
[01:55.80] Got to send your spouse to heaven
[01:56.86] Sailors every half a year
[01:57.80] It's back to port you got to steer
[01:59.29] The pleasure is your obligation
[02:00.26] If she gives the invitation
[02:01.38] As the radicals to say
[02:02.37] She's not in the mood to play
[02:03.32] Consent is de rigueur
[02:04.32] You always have to check with her
[02:05.27] The point human beings as such
[02:06.16] Need a little loving touch
[02:07.04] The point human beings as such
[02:07.96] Need a little loving touch
[02:08.62] The point human beings as such
[02:09.56] Need a little loving touch
[02:10.68] Every human being just
[02:11.97] Needs a little loving... touch
[02:24.85]