Snail Trail

I don't normally dress like this before
but i hate myself so i dressed up like a whore

I was down at Foobar sittin on Josh Hedley and havin myself a time
And I look down at his Imogene and Willies and discovered a line of slime (slime)...

God Damnit, God Damn my panty hose
I so embarrassed, I hope that he don't know

About my snail trail baby
it's my snail trail baby, you know
and if I snail trail baby
if I snail trail baby, would you follow

I come sliding back from the commode (commode)
All acting like it's normal and he tells me he already knows

About my snail trail baby
it's my snail trail baby, you know
and if I snail trail baby, I can't help it
Lo Siento

God Damnit, God Damnit, God Damnit...