The Perfectionist
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โฑ๏ธ 5:51 duration
๐ ID: 9579821
๐ Lyrics
Ellery Sneed had one great need
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[01:08.54] Ellery Sneed had one great need
[01:12.39] To do everything just right
[01:15.90] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:19.26] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:22.94] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:26.11] He came to a great realization
[01:29.73] When it's his turn to die
[01:31.76] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:06.95] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:10.46] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:13.90] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:17.56] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:21.00] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:25.00] Serving the wine at the end
[02:28.26] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:31.99] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:20.58] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive
[04:24.12] The meal looked a great success
[04:27.72] Deciding the time he brought out the wine
[04:31.67] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:35.36] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:38.94] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:42.16] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:46.01] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[04:56.16]
[01:12.39] To do everything just right
[01:15.90] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:19.26] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:22.94] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:26.11] He came to a great realization
[01:29.73] When it's his turn to die
[01:31.76] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:06.95] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:10.46] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:13.90] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:17.56] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:21.00] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:25.00] Serving the wine at the end
[02:28.26] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:31.99] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:20.58] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive
[04:24.12] The meal looked a great success
[04:27.72] Deciding the time he brought out the wine
[04:31.67] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:35.36] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:38.94] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:42.16] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:46.01] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[04:56.16]