Dump the Guy ASAP
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โฑ๏ธ 3:25 duration
๐ ID: 9590629
๐ Lyrics
I won't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about it
I won't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about it
I love you like a sister
I love you like a sister
I mean, come on
We've been friends this long
I love you like a sister
So I watch you like a hawk
Sorry but I just can't help it
So when you talk about him
And tell me the things that he tells you
And the stuff he pulls off
The red flags are a-poppin'
The alarms are a-ringin'
I can't say I'm his number one fan
You call me to rant and it's totally fine
We've both seen each other's ugly cry
It's none of my business, but it kinda is
'Cause you talk to me about it all the time
And I understand that you love him and I respect that
But I kinda want to punch him in the balls
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
We'll throw a big party
I'll buy the balloons and the booze
There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cryfest
Ice cream, Nutella and chips
You name it, I got it
But until that day comes
I'll listen and wait patiently
And tell myself
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
So I'll write a song about it
I won't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about it
I love you like a sister
I love you like a sister
I mean, come on
We've been friends this long
I love you like a sister
So I watch you like a hawk
Sorry but I just can't help it
So when you talk about him
And tell me the things that he tells you
And the stuff he pulls off
The red flags are a-poppin'
The alarms are a-ringin'
I can't say I'm his number one fan
You call me to rant and it's totally fine
We've both seen each other's ugly cry
It's none of my business, but it kinda is
'Cause you talk to me about it all the time
And I understand that you love him and I respect that
But I kinda want to punch him in the balls
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
We'll throw a big party
I'll buy the balloons and the booze
There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cryfest
Ice cream, Nutella and chips
You name it, I got it
But until that day comes
I'll listen and wait patiently
And tell myself
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:26.10] I won't say it to your face
[00:28.54] So I'll write a song about it
[00:34.01] I won't say it to your face
[00:36.47] So I'll write a song about it
[00:41.96] I love you like a sister
[00:43.67] I love you like a sister
[00:45.67] I mean, come on
[00:47.33] We've been friends this long
[00:49.30] I love you like a sister
[00:51.43] So I watch you like a hawk
[00:53.80] Sorry but I just can't help it
[00:59.52] So when you talk about him
[01:01.33] And tell me the things that he tells you
[01:04.35] And the stuff he pulls off
[01:06.95] The red flags are a-poppin'
[01:09.11] The alarms are a-ringin'
[01:10.96] I can't say I'm his number one fan
[01:17.38] You call me to rant and it's totally fine
[01:20.76] We've both seen each other's ugly cry
[01:24.69] It's none of my business, but it kinda is
[01:28.57] 'Cause you talk to me about it all the time
[01:34.65] And I understand that you love him and I respect that
[01:38.88] But I kinda want to punch him in the balls
[01:45.44] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[01:53.32] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[02:00.62] We'll throw a big party
[02:02.78] I'll buy the balloons and the booze
[02:08.37] There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
[02:10.54] We'll be ready for the grand ol' cryfest
[02:16.76] Ice cream, Nutella and chips
[02:19.35] You name it, I got it
[02:24.04] But until that day comes
[02:25.60] I'll listen and wait patiently
[02:28.76] And tell myself
[02:31.31] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[02:39.37] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[03:25.73]
[00:28.54] So I'll write a song about it
[00:34.01] I won't say it to your face
[00:36.47] So I'll write a song about it
[00:41.96] I love you like a sister
[00:43.67] I love you like a sister
[00:45.67] I mean, come on
[00:47.33] We've been friends this long
[00:49.30] I love you like a sister
[00:51.43] So I watch you like a hawk
[00:53.80] Sorry but I just can't help it
[00:59.52] So when you talk about him
[01:01.33] And tell me the things that he tells you
[01:04.35] And the stuff he pulls off
[01:06.95] The red flags are a-poppin'
[01:09.11] The alarms are a-ringin'
[01:10.96] I can't say I'm his number one fan
[01:17.38] You call me to rant and it's totally fine
[01:20.76] We've both seen each other's ugly cry
[01:24.69] It's none of my business, but it kinda is
[01:28.57] 'Cause you talk to me about it all the time
[01:34.65] And I understand that you love him and I respect that
[01:38.88] But I kinda want to punch him in the balls
[01:45.44] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[01:53.32] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[02:00.62] We'll throw a big party
[02:02.78] I'll buy the balloons and the booze
[02:08.37] There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
[02:10.54] We'll be ready for the grand ol' cryfest
[02:16.76] Ice cream, Nutella and chips
[02:19.35] You name it, I got it
[02:24.04] But until that day comes
[02:25.60] I'll listen and wait patiently
[02:28.76] And tell myself
[02:31.31] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[02:39.37] Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
[03:25.73]