02 - Obey the Beard
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โฑ๏ธ 3:52 duration
๐ ID: 9706166
๐ Lyrics
Mustache? No. Sideburns? No
Goatee? Maybe... beard? BEARD
Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected
Not doin' well with the ladies
Well I've got the solution for you
Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD
Afraid to follow your dreams
Are you lonely and sad
You wanna look good in plaid
Are you working out
Did your car break down
Ice caps melting
Are you stuck in the middle of a nowhere
And you need to make an important phone call
But the battery is dead and you can't find an outlet
To plug in your charger
GROW A BEARD
Grow the beard. Feed the beard
Brush the beard. Manscape the beard
Stroke the beard. Love the beard
Fear the beard. OBEY THE BEARD
OBEY THE BEARD. BEHOLD THE BEARD
ACCEPT THE BEARD. RESPECT THE BEARD
Impress your date with your beard
Eat a steak
Chop down trees
Crush your enemies
Catch a fish
Round house kick
Troll the net
Chia pet? Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia beard
Drive a truck
Try your luck
Arm wrastle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Beard
Pet the doggie
I pledge allegiance to the beard
Can't grow a beard? Then BUY A BEARD
Do you have a beard? THEN GROW MORE BEARD
You need to shave this thing
SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD
Defend the beard, drink to the beard cause
Beards are good and scruff!
I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you (till you grew me)
I put my faith in my facial hair to get me through
Well, I can defy the odds again and again
With you on my chin (I'm on your chin)
With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart
Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
For bearder or for worse
In scruffiness and in beard, till shave do you part? I beard
Abe Lincoln had a beard. ZZ Top, EPIC beards
Dimebag Darrell, METAL beard
Chuck Norris, KICKASS beard
Number One Make it beard. Chewbacca IS a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
GOD has a beard
Goatee? Maybe... beard? BEARD
Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected
Not doin' well with the ladies
Well I've got the solution for you
Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD
Afraid to follow your dreams
Are you lonely and sad
You wanna look good in plaid
Are you working out
Did your car break down
Ice caps melting
Are you stuck in the middle of a nowhere
And you need to make an important phone call
But the battery is dead and you can't find an outlet
To plug in your charger
GROW A BEARD
Grow the beard. Feed the beard
Brush the beard. Manscape the beard
Stroke the beard. Love the beard
Fear the beard. OBEY THE BEARD
OBEY THE BEARD. BEHOLD THE BEARD
ACCEPT THE BEARD. RESPECT THE BEARD
Impress your date with your beard
Eat a steak
Chop down trees
Crush your enemies
Catch a fish
Round house kick
Troll the net
Chia pet? Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia beard
Drive a truck
Try your luck
Arm wrastle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Beard
Pet the doggie
I pledge allegiance to the beard
Can't grow a beard? Then BUY A BEARD
Do you have a beard? THEN GROW MORE BEARD
You need to shave this thing
SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD
Defend the beard, drink to the beard cause
Beards are good and scruff!
I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you (till you grew me)
I put my faith in my facial hair to get me through
Well, I can defy the odds again and again
With you on my chin (I'm on your chin)
With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart
Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
For bearder or for worse
In scruffiness and in beard, till shave do you part? I beard
Abe Lincoln had a beard. ZZ Top, EPIC beards
Dimebag Darrell, METAL beard
Chuck Norris, KICKASS beard
Number One Make it beard. Chewbacca IS a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
GOD has a beard
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.10] Mustache? No. Sideburns? No
[00:04.47] Goatee? Maybe... beard? BEARD
[00:25.64] Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected
[00:29.36] Not doin' well with the ladies
[00:31.32] Well I've got the solution for you
[00:34.05] Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD
[00:35.35] Afraid to follow your dreams
[00:37.29] Are you lonely and sad
[00:39.07] You wanna look good in plaid
[00:41.76] Are you working out
[00:43.38] Did your car break down
[00:45.47] Ice caps melting
[00:47.72] Are you stuck in the middle of a nowhere
[00:48.62] And you need to make an important phone call
[00:50.25] But the battery is dead and you can't find an outlet
[00:51.45] To plug in your charger
[00:53.79] GROW A BEARD
[00:59.15] Grow the beard. Feed the beard
[01:00.90] Brush the beard. Manscape the beard
[01:02.83] Stroke the beard. Love the beard
[01:04.88] Fear the beard. OBEY THE BEARD
[01:07.23] OBEY THE BEARD. BEHOLD THE BEARD
[01:10.28] ACCEPT THE BEARD. RESPECT THE BEARD
[01:31.85] Impress your date with your beard
[01:33.44] Eat a steak
[01:35.38] Chop down trees
[01:37.58] Crush your enemies
[01:39.46] Catch a fish
[01:41.47] Round house kick
[01:43.56] Troll the net
[01:45.85] Chia pet? Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia beard
[01:48.16] Drive a truck
[01:49.83] Try your luck
[01:51.80] Arm wrastle
[01:54.13] Teenage Mutant Ninja Beard
[01:56.85] Pet the doggie
[01:58.65] I pledge allegiance to the beard
[02:00.69] Can't grow a beard? Then BUY A BEARD
[02:02.24] Do you have a beard? THEN GROW MORE BEARD
[02:05.03] You need to shave this thing
[02:07.05] SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD
[02:08.60] Defend the beard, drink to the beard cause
[02:10.38] Beards are good and scruff!
[02:30.58] I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you (till you grew me)
[02:38.52] I put my faith in my facial hair to get me through
[02:46.74] Well, I can defy the odds again and again
[02:52.32] With you on my chin (I'm on your chin)
[02:56.32] With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart
[03:12.79] Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
[03:16.12] For bearder or for worse
[03:17.44] In scruffiness and in beard, till shave do you part? I beard
[03:25.77] Abe Lincoln had a beard. ZZ Top, EPIC beards
[03:29.05] Dimebag Darrell, METAL beard
[03:31.02] Chuck Norris, KICKASS beard
[03:33.42] Number One Make it beard. Chewbacca IS a beard
[03:37.19] Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
[03:39.60] GOD has a beard
[03:41.90]
[00:04.47] Goatee? Maybe... beard? BEARD
[00:25.64] Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected
[00:29.36] Not doin' well with the ladies
[00:31.32] Well I've got the solution for you
[00:34.05] Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD
[00:35.35] Afraid to follow your dreams
[00:37.29] Are you lonely and sad
[00:39.07] You wanna look good in plaid
[00:41.76] Are you working out
[00:43.38] Did your car break down
[00:45.47] Ice caps melting
[00:47.72] Are you stuck in the middle of a nowhere
[00:48.62] And you need to make an important phone call
[00:50.25] But the battery is dead and you can't find an outlet
[00:51.45] To plug in your charger
[00:53.79] GROW A BEARD
[00:59.15] Grow the beard. Feed the beard
[01:00.90] Brush the beard. Manscape the beard
[01:02.83] Stroke the beard. Love the beard
[01:04.88] Fear the beard. OBEY THE BEARD
[01:07.23] OBEY THE BEARD. BEHOLD THE BEARD
[01:10.28] ACCEPT THE BEARD. RESPECT THE BEARD
[01:31.85] Impress your date with your beard
[01:33.44] Eat a steak
[01:35.38] Chop down trees
[01:37.58] Crush your enemies
[01:39.46] Catch a fish
[01:41.47] Round house kick
[01:43.56] Troll the net
[01:45.85] Chia pet? Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia beard
[01:48.16] Drive a truck
[01:49.83] Try your luck
[01:51.80] Arm wrastle
[01:54.13] Teenage Mutant Ninja Beard
[01:56.85] Pet the doggie
[01:58.65] I pledge allegiance to the beard
[02:00.69] Can't grow a beard? Then BUY A BEARD
[02:02.24] Do you have a beard? THEN GROW MORE BEARD
[02:05.03] You need to shave this thing
[02:07.05] SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD
[02:08.60] Defend the beard, drink to the beard cause
[02:10.38] Beards are good and scruff!
[02:30.58] I was so empty and lost inside till I grew you (till you grew me)
[02:38.52] I put my faith in my facial hair to get me through
[02:46.74] Well, I can defy the odds again and again
[02:52.32] With you on my chin (I'm on your chin)
[02:56.32] With every moment you grow closer and closer to my heart
[03:12.79] Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
[03:16.12] For bearder or for worse
[03:17.44] In scruffiness and in beard, till shave do you part? I beard
[03:25.77] Abe Lincoln had a beard. ZZ Top, EPIC beards
[03:29.05] Dimebag Darrell, METAL beard
[03:31.02] Chuck Norris, KICKASS beard
[03:33.42] Number One Make it beard. Chewbacca IS a beard
[03:37.19] Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
[03:39.60] GOD has a beard
[03:41.90]