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The Weird Al Show Theme

👤 «Weird Al» Yankovic 🎼 Running With Scissors ⏱️ 1:14
🎵 1206 characters
⏱️ 1:14 duration
🆔 ID: 9708207

📜 Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show

⏱️ Synced Lyrics

[00:00.33] Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
[00:02.92] And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
[00:04.91] But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
[00:06.99] So he packed up his accordion and had to move
[00:09.02] To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
[00:11.23] And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
[00:13.27] And he played on the company bowling team
[00:15.35] And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
[00:17.22] Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
[00:19.32] But that's really not important to the story
[00:21.58] Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
[00:23.79] With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
[00:25.80] But he didn't keep in touch
[00:26.93] And he lost her number
[00:27.96] Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
[00:30.16] And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
[00:32.19] Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
[00:34.32] And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
[00:36.98] For what it's worth
[00:38.68] Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
[00:40.76] When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
[00:42.83] He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
[00:44.93] And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
[00:46.94] And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
[00:48.97] So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
[00:51.05] Now he's got his very own Weird Al show
[01:03.83]

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